In the bathhouse, the hot water caused it to be filled with mist and steam.

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Si Chenyu sat naked as he soaked his body in the huge bath, and looked expressionlessly at the jubilant chicken in the water.

He knew for the first time that chickens could also swim……

Of course, the point was not this.

Generally, people of wealth and status have a slight obsession with cleanliness, and they were particularly picky with food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. As for bathing with poultry, he did not have such a peculiar hobby.
  
Just as he was about to get out of the bath angrily, Nie Bufan walked in with a change of clothes and instantly encountered Si Chenyu standing up majestically, revealing his proud and lofty biceps and pectorals.

Nie Bufan felt natural rejection towards men who have a better physique than him, especially those who want to show it off in front of him.

Si Chenyu did not have the shameless thick skin of Nie Bufan. He saw that his “scenes of springtime” (TN: euphemism on nakedness) was bared to seeing eyes so he quickly sat back in the bath, and at the same time pointed to the chicken on the other side and denounced “Hurry up and get this thing away. Also, boil a new bucket of water for me.”
  
Nie Bufan put the clothes aside first, then stooped to pick up the chicken playing in the water, and scolded: “How many times have I told you, don’t take a bath with a stranger, what if you are swallowed up whole? (TN: expression has multiple meanings – can refer to literal appetite, can refer to extreme anger, and can refer to sexual appetite. Well, we all know which it refers to here when it came from Nie Bufan >.>)”

Si Chenyu twitched the corner of his mouth, he didn’t have such a good appetite!

After shooing the chicken out, Nie Bufan said to Si Chenyu: “You don’t need a new bucket of water. My Doudou loves cleanliness and takes a bath every day, so there is absolutely no disease.”

“You mean, have me share bathwater with a chicken?” Si Chenyu grabbed a chicken feather from the water and said angrily.

Nie Bufan stepped on the side of the bath with his hands crossed on his chest, and said, “This is how our Chicken Nest Village is. Chickens are sacred and inviolable. If you keep nagging, I will just give you cold water.”

Si Chenyu was extremely vexed, he had never received such cruel treatment before, staring at Nie Bufan with fire in his eyes, killing intent surging. The next moment he grabbed a shoe on the side and threw it at him.

Nie Bufan in a moment of laxity——of course, even if he was on guard, he wouldn’t have been able to avoid it——was hit directly, and fell into the water, splashing it everywhere.

Si Chenyu sneered, but his expression suddenly changed before he could let out a few ruthless words.

Nie Bufan popped his head up from the water, wiped his face with his right hand, and said with a smile: “So you want this village head to accompany you in the bath?”

Si Chenyu twitched the corners of his mouth and said: “Get out.”

“You initiated this first, now you want to play hard to get?”

Si Chenyu’s expression became distorted, and he bared his teeth in a restrained voice: “Let go!”

“You tell me to let go and I’ll let go?” Nie Bufan approached closer, “give me a reason to let go.”

What the hell kind of reason is needed for this?

“If you don’t let go, I will kill you!” Si Chenyu threatened.

“Then kill me, it’s not a loss to exchange my life for you to die without descendants.”

It turned out that Nie Bufan’s left hand was tightly gripping something between Si Chenyu’s legs. When he fell into the water just now, he saw the target, and using a dragon’s claw hand move grabbed onto the other’s weak point.

Si Chenyu’s face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, his fists made cracking sounds as they clenched, and he gritted his teeth and said: “How can there be such a shameless person in the world like you?”

Nie Bufan smiled and showed white teeth: “I have teeth.” (TN: the word for shameless in Chinese sounds the same as toothless)

Si Chenyu turned away and suppressed the surging anger in his chest with the strength of an infant sucking milk.

He heard Nie Bufan say again: “Speaking of, brother Shi (TN: literally Brother Wet), you can really be controlled with one hand.” (TN: LMFAO. Here aside from saying he can control the other with his weakness NB is also making an insinuation that the other is small enough to be held in one hand)

Thrum! The last sane nerve was officially broken.

Si Chenyu violently pressed Nie Bufan against the pool, clasped his throat with both hands and shook him vigorously: “Are you going to let go?”

Okay. Big Wet is finally driven to mania.

“Cough, cough, calm, calm.” Nie Bufan was a little dizzy from being shaken, but his right hand was still dutifully gripping the thing, while his left hand sneaked under to scratch the other’s tickle spots.

Si Chenyu twisted his body, revealing a terrible expression as if he had been ravaged by someone, and the shaking of Nie Bufan stopped.

Nie Bufan thought to himself, it would be great if he had a camera at this time.

“You……” Si Chenyu, just how unlucky are you, to have offended Nie Bufan instead of anyone else.

“Brother Shi, come, take a deep breath, take a deep breath.” Nie Bufan stroked his chest up and down with his left hand.

Si Chenyu weakly hung his head on Nie Bufan’s shoulder, and the two maintained an ambiguous posture with necks entwined.

Si Chenyu gradually calmed down as he smelled the faint smell of grass coming from the other. Since childhood, no one had ever dared to be so rude to him, let alone make such a vulgar move on him. But looking at Nie Bufan’s expression, calm and undisturbed mixed with teasing, and a bit of playfulness in the cunning, so after the initial anger, he actually felt a strange amusement.

Forget it, this person in front of him could not be treated with common sense. Some people were like a seemingly harmless poisonous weed. If you step on it barefoot, you would have to suffer the consequences of poisoning.

Si Chenyu’s eyes suddenly flashed a glimmer of light, staring at Nie Bufan, and then……

“Ah!” Nie Bufan exclaimed, “What are you doing?”

“Giving you a dose of your own medicine.” Si Chenyu smiled grimly.

“This, although I really don’t want to make a blow to your pride, I still have to say it. Although your physique is better than mine, but that thing is smaller than mine. Just holding it like this, don’t you feel inferior?”

Si Chenyu’s anger that had just calmed down showed signs of resurgence. He smiled without meaning: “Hmph, are you sure yours is bigger than mine?”

“Of course, the feel can’t be wrong.”

“Then let’s compare.”

“How to compare?”

“This way.” Si Chenyu’s hand slipped into Nie Bufan’s trousers, grabbed the thing with five fingers and started to move flexibly. At that moment he had completely thrown the morals out the window. Just after spending such a short time with Nie Bufan, his inner evil was aroused.

“Hey, wait,” Nie Bufan stopped him, “Aren’t you ashamed of two big men doing this kind of thing?”

Do you still know shame? Si Chenyu snorted, but the movements of his hand did not stop, and said lightly: “I heard that you originally have this kind of interest. Isn’t that Li family’s son yours?”

“Uh, that’s right, for him I have to remain chaste and pure like jade.” Nie Bufan said righteously.

Si Chenyu snorted, with a clear expression of “Like I believe you.”

Nie Bufan was a young man with normal desires. After being so treated by Si Chenyu, he slowly got a reaction.

He pursed his lips, and while reciting ‘Amituofo’ silently, he also moved his hand, unwilling to lose to the other.

The two did not speak for a while, the temperature in the room seemed to be getting higher and higher, and their breathing became heavier and heavier.

Not long after, Si Chenyu leaned into Nie Bufan’s ear and whispered: “You still dare to say that yours is bigger than mine?”

Nie Bufan had no expression on his face, holding the iron rod with his left hand motionless.

“Okay, everything has been done, so there should be a beginning and an end.”

Nie Bufan glanced at him, and when he was about to cum, he suddenly gripped with force, and gave Si Chenyu a brutal and inhuman blow.

“Ah!” Si Chenyu bent down, his expression distorted.

Nie Bufan pushed him away and walked out of the bath.

“This village head will not keep you company.” Nie Bufan shook the water off and went away proudly, leaving only a certain prince who was currently grimacing in extreme pain.

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Just when he went out, he met Si Chenyu’s two subordinates. When they saw Nie Bufan soaked all over, they couldn’t help but curiously ask, “What’s the matter with you?”

Nie Bufan suddenly showed an aggrieved expression, and said angrily: “Your prince is sick!”

“Sick?” The guard frowned, “Don’t talk nonsense.”

“I’m talking nonsense?” Nie Bufan said angrily, “Just now I kindly sent clothes in. Who knew your prince actually, actually……”

“Actually what?”

“He actually did the unforgivable and bestial thing to me.”

“……Impossible.”

“Why do you think I stayed inside for so long just now, and cut such a sorry looking figure now?”

“……” Yeah, why?

Nie Bufan sighed: “If you don’t believe me then fine, I don’t want to say more. Who let me be just a little commoner. The prince wants it. Can I still not give it?”

“……”

Nie Bufan turned away. He just walked a few steps before suddenly turning around and saying, “Also, I have to say that the stamina of your prince is worrying.”

“…………!”

When Si Chenyu, who had an ugly expression on, walked out of the bathhouse, he was greeted with the strange looks from his men.

Si Chenyu only felt bewildered. He didn’t know that his image was being ruthlessly destroyed.

“Brother Shi, the Tian Nu is in the yard over there waiting for you.” Nie Bufan waved his hand at him on the other side.

At the moment Si Chenyu was wearing the clothes Nie Bufan prepared for him and was simple and plain. Without the expensive silk garments he appeared less majestic and arrogant, and had a bit more lost naturalness. If his expression was more normal then he would resemble more the style of a hidden sage.

The image in front of people and behind them was completely different. Two words——extremely hypocritical.

Si Chenyu nodded without expression, and was about to leave when he suddenly stopped and asked: “That’s right, I’ve been hearing something strange from just now, what did you call me?”

“Brother Shi.” Nie Bufan nodded affirmatively.

Si Chenyu took a deep breath: “You can call me ‘Si’ Gongzi.”

“Shi Gongzi.” Nie Bufan readily accepted the other’s suggestion.

“It’s ‘Si’.”

“Shi.”

“……”

The pronunciation correction was to no avail, so Si Chenyu went to meet the Tian Nu in a bad mood.

Nie Bufan did not participate in the conversation between the two.

When they finished talking, the food was ready. Nie Bufan asked Tu Beng to send the Tian Nu their share, and then asked him to take care of Si Chenyu’s two men.

When eating, Si Chenyu didn’t mention anything about the content of the conversation, but just said to Nie Bufan after the meal: “Clean up a room for me by tomorrow, I plan to move in for a short period.”

Nie Bufan replied as he picked up the dishes and chopsticks: “100 yuan per person per day, full board and lodging, daily settlement, no credit.”

Si Chenyu stared at him with an unkind expression. After a while, he placed a piece of jade pendant on the table and said coldly: “This jade pendant is worth at least five hundred taels.”

Nie Bufan glanced at it and said with disdain: “Sorry, I don’t accept pawning of objects to cover payment.”

It was too troublesome to exchange for money, and Nie Bufan hated trouble the most.
  
Si Chenyu’s face was like an overcast sky, and cold winds seem to ooze from his body, but he kept his mouth shut. When his servant and guard walked in, he said stiffly, “Xu Si, give a hundred taels to this Nie Gongzi. “

The servant with a bruised face named “Xu Si” took out a hundred taels of silver bills angrily.

Heihei, thank you for your patronage.” Nie Bufan smiled and took the banknote.

En, this business is quite good. He hoped that Nineteen could stay for a while longer, the good life was currently beckoning to him.

Si Chenyu was sent away with a belly full of angry air. Nie Bufan then found Nineteen and asked about the meeting.

Nineteen excitedly said: “I told him that the opening time of the treasure deposit must be in midsummer. As for the specific day, I still have to watch the stars at night.”

Nie Bufan gave her a thumbs up and praised: “Good job.”

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“This way I have enough time to find the key.” Nineteen said hopefully, “The Mistress said that my trip will be rewarding, and I believe I can do it.”

Nie Bufan agreed falsely: “Mhm, you can definitely do it.”

There were still a few months, hehehehe……

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11 Comments on “Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 020 The Question Of Size

  1. Look there, you can see the moment Si Chenyu goes from antagonist to yet another bent and mentally abused male lead! Well, considering how that ended, physically abused as well! That’s what you get for insulting our Chicken God Nie Bufan’s size! You must worship your God or face his wrath!

    Thanks for your hard work translating!

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  2. This chapter is just to much for me, I can’t stop laughing xDDD
    So Si Chenyu is also a ML? It’s quite interesting lol

    Thank you for the chapter!

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  3. I guess 4 MLs now due to the 4 influential families holding on to the treasury keys? Aside from the other clues earlier hahaha~

    Looks like Li Fourth’s outside reputation is unsalvageable (≧▽≦) Well, it isn’t like it wasn’t entirely true right? Hahaha

    If the other two knew this bath scene, they woul’ve been aggrieved and biting their handkerchiefs again.

    Thanks for the update! 💕

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  4. I was referring to this part: “Isn’t that Li family’s son yours” (≧▽≦) hahaha

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  5. Thanks for the chapter! Another chapter that make me laugh almost all the chapter, but for reasons that i couldn’t never guess. It was really unexpected, that fight that started from a iritated Si Chenyu because of a chicken, to NB falling in the tub, until now it’s not that strange, but after OMG, this is so shoocking, i can’t with this book, it surprises me every time. In this novel don’t exist first come first served , poor Li Yi, at least he got a kiss until now, but seriously i guess the first ML that gets to be the first man of NB in this world is based on pure luck, or chosen by some twisted and nonsense reason by NB. Looking forward to the next chapter.

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  6. Yes, i know. i didn’t forget him, i just didn’t want to highlight this matter more than this already, he i already pititful enough, let’s not add sault to his wound, hahaha. Zhang Third is pitiful even when it comes to presence in the novel until now. I guess being the first ML introduced and described a lot initially is not necessary good.

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