After Nie Bufan woke up early in the morning, Si Chenyu and Chen Muran were still asleep. Nie Bufan was not able to wake them up despite playing mischief on them. It was probably a side effect of the poisoning. So he got up first, got dressed and went out.

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He randomly got something to eat, led Lady Flower, and got ready to go into the city to buy something, as well as take a look at Zhang Third and Li Fourth on the way.

When he was about to leave the village, he met Si Chenyu’s two subordinates. The servant named “Xu Si” turned his head to the side and pretended not to see. The guard politely asked, “Village head Nie, this is going out?”

“Yes.” Nie Bufan smiled and said, “Are you going to pay your respects to the prince?”

The guard nodded.

Xu Si was impatient, and said in a discontent tone: “Okay, what’s there to blabber about, the prince is still waiting!”

The two quickly walked past Nie Bufan.

Nie Bufan kindly reminded: “Your prince had not woke up yet, you’d better wait outside the door first.”

“How do you know?” Xu Si stopped and turned to ask suspiciously.

Nie Bufan’s eyes flickered, and he looked like it waa something difficult to speak about. He hesitated: “I slept with your prince last night……”

“Impossible.” Xu Si shouted, “The prince clearly slept with Chen Gongzi.”

Nie Bufan nodded: “Well, the three of us slept together.”

“Why would you be with them? I watched you exchange the house with the prince!”

“Your prince is too sick.” Nie Bufan showed an expression of grief and indignation. “He secretly stole a good young man like me into bed in the middle of the night. Do you know what I saw at that time? I saw that Chen Gongzi was tormented into an unrecognizable figure by your prince. Your prince was still not satisfied, and he also made me……”

Nie Bufan covered his face, looking as if he could not bear to recall anything.

“You……you talk nonsense!”

“If you don’t believe me then fine. If I were you, it would be best to wait outside the house for your prince to wake up naturally, otherwise if you blunder in and see something that you shouldn’t see……” Nie Bufan shook his head and sighed, “The reason I am leaving so early in the morning is because I’m worried about being pestered by your prince. If you hear him calling me, tell him that I am away.”

After he finished speaking, he waved his hand, and swaggered away.

After Xu Si and the guard heard Nie Bufan’s ridiculous remarks, they really didn’t dare to enter the room rashly.

The two looked at each other and decided unanimously that they should wait for the prince to wake up naturally……

After Nie Bufan entered the city, he first bought what he needed, and then went to Zhang Junshi’s restaurant.

The workers at the restaurant were already familiar with Nie Bufan, and greeted him into the shop.

The worker looked at the second floor and whispered: “Village head Nie, my young master is meeting guests. You go to the room first and wait?”

“Oh, what kind of guest is it?” Nie Bufan asked casually.

Heihei, a female guest.”

Seeing the ambiguous look of the worker, Nie Bufan couldn’t help thinking, was Zhang Third on a blind date? Hey, this had to be checked.

Nie Bufan walked towards the second floor, and the worker hurriedly said: “Village head Nie, you……”

“Don’t worry.” Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, “I will just look around in the corner, and I won’t disturb your Gongzi.”

The worker then hesitantly let Nie Bufan pass.

It was not meal time right now so the second floor was quite empty, only Zhang Junshi and a master and servant pair were sitting at the window drinking tea.

Nie Bufan crept quietly and sat down at a table behind Zhang Junshi and watched with interest as a pair of handsome man and beautiful lady exchanged feelings.

But after a long while, there was still no sound. Zhang Junshi sipped tea and watched the sky, while the lady lowered her head and shyly twisted her handkerchief, saying nothing either. The atmosphere between the two was extremely strange.

At this point Nie Bufan even felt anxious for them. Zhang Third usually looked so eloquent, how come now he was like a wooden person? That lady too, there must be a limit to shyness, could you charm a man just by showing the top of your head?

After a while, he discovered Zhang Junshi’s left hand on the side of the table was gently tapping on the table, showing its owner’s impatience.

Nie Bufan shook his head, and sighed secretly that this lady was likely out of luck. So he rubbed the lazy Lady Flower with his foot, indicating that it was time to move.

Lady Flower stood up unwillingly and walked gracefully to the feet of the lady, raised a foot, and took a pee calmly.

The young lady suddenly felt the top of her feet become warm, she looked down, and then she widened her eyes and let out an earth-shattering scream. Then she stood up, kicked the foot of the stool, hit her waist and abdomen on the table, and knocked the tea pot over. Her body stood unstable as if about to faint. She looked like a flower that had lost its color and appeared as if in unbearable pain.

Nie Bufan covered his eyes and couldn’t bear to look at the scene directly.

Zhang Junshi knew Nie Bufan had come when he saw Lady Flower. He was in a good mood and prepared to comfort the lady in front of him, but he didn’t expect that the lady suddenly ran away, covering her face in shame, leaving only dust behind……

After turning around, Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “You are here.”

“Third brother Zhang, I missed you terribly!” Nie Bufan gave him a bear hug.

“Hehe, I miss you too.” Zhang Junshi’s eyes were full of smiles.

He led Nie Bufan into his room and asked, “How come you have time to enter the city?”

“Needed to buy something.” Nie Bufan patted the package beside him, and then teased, “Who was the lady just now?”

Zhang Junshi helplessly said: “A daughter of a family friend of my father’s.”

“She’s quite pretty, but seem too introverted.” Nie Bufan commented, “Not suitable for you.”

Zhang Junshi looked at him with a smile, and asked: “Then what do you think is suitable for me?”

Nie Bufan rubbed his chin for a moment, and replied: “You look gentle and elegant but are actually capable and pragmatic, but you don’t like convoluted and over elaborate things, so you should have a smart partner who can enjoy with you the fun of doing business.”

Zhang Junshi’s smile deepened, staring at him without saying a word.

Nie Bufan was completely unaware, and sighed to himself: “Such a companion is hard to find. You have to spend a lot of effort.”

Zhang Junshi leaned forward close to his ear and whispered: “Then, what do you think of yourself?”

Nie Bufan turned his head and looked at him, face to face, even the breathing could be heard.

Zhang Junshi’s gaze slowly moved from his eyebrows to his lips, which was not too thin or thick, and seductively moist……

“Zhang Third.” Nie Bufan suddenly reached out his hand to hold his face, and said solemnly, “A brother (TN: word used here can refer to a close same sex friend or a gay partner) is easy to make, but beautiful women are hard to find.”

“……”

Zhang Junshi stiffened his face and looked at him wryly.

Nie Bufan patted him and said with a smile: “Okay, let’s talk about serious business.”

What serious business could you have? It was not that Zhang Junshi looked down on him, it was just that this guy had too many bad records.

Nie Bufan said again: “Did I not have Tu Beng sell tea eggs for a while?”

En.” Thinking of the tea eggs, he thought of the people who were cheated by Nie Bufan.

“Then what do you think of the future of tea eggs?”

Zhang Junshi sat upright: “Do you want to do tea egg business?”

“Not me.” Nie Bufan pointed out, “It’s you.”

“Me?”

“Yes, I plan to sell you the recipe for making tea eggs.”

Zhang Junshi was surprised: “Sell it to me? Why are you interested in this?”

This doesn’t seem to be something that Nie Bufan, a guy who believed in the less complications the better, would do?

Nie Bufan glanced at him, and said in a very generous manner: “You look down on me too much. Anyway, I am also quite a business-minded person. Can’t I make more money?”

“You can……” Zhang Junshi replied hesitantly, still a little unsure in his heart.

“Could it be that you are not interested in this?”

“That’s not true.” Zhang Junshi smiled, “Since you want to sell, let’s make a price.”

“You can decide, I believe in your person.” Nie Bufan said with a sincere and confident look.

Zhang Junshi shook his head, and said helplessly: “Okay, I will pay you dividends then.”

Nie Bufan smiled with satisfaction.

He didn’t originally plan to engage in any tea egg business, but because there were too many eggs in Chicken Nest Village so he had to find a way deal with them, rather than have it be wasted. That was why he had this idea. Once Zhang Junshi does the tea egg business, he will definitely need a lot of eggs. Where could he buy the eggs? Of course it was at the Chicken Nest Village. Teehee.

“By the way, I heard that Prince Si and Chen Gongzi have both moved in the Chicken Nest Village?” Zhang Junshi asked.

Nie Bufan nodded and said, “Yes, but it looks like they didn’t adapt very well.”

Zhang Junshi could imagine.

He said again: “It seems that the treasure trove of Duobao Sage is near Chicken Nest Village. Have you found anything?”

“I have!” Nie Bufan smiled, “When will you go back to the village, we can go on the treasure hunt together in a few months.”

“I’m afraid it won’t work.” Zhang Junshi waved his hand, “Only people with keys are eligible to enter. The three houses of Si, Chen and Li have already appeared, and the Wang family should be coming soon.”

“Who is from the Wang family?”

“It’s not clear. The Wang family is quite complicated. This time, for the Tian Nu husband election they did not send anyone to come forward. They have always acted mysteriously and cautiously.” Zhang Junshi slowly said, “But the most important thing should be the last key, although it is said to be in the hands of the Tian Nu, but it has not been confirmed yet.”

Nie Bufan thought of the egg-like thing and curved his mouth playfully.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Junshi said vigilantly: “What do you want to do?”

“What do you mean?” Nie Bufan switched his expression extremely fast, and said solemnly, “Third brother Zhang, do you have a misunderstanding of my personality?”

Misunderstanding? Yes, there was indeed a big misunderstanding. After peeling the egg shell, what appeared inside was a fox that could walk upright.

The two chatted randomly for a while, Nie Bufan looked at the sky and got up to leave.

Zhang Junshi said, “Why don’t you stay overnight. Tomorrow I will go back to the village with you.”

“No thanks, there are still a few big shots in the village who need to be looked after.”

Don’t know if Si Chenyu and Chen Muran were okay……

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The truth was, both Si and Chen were not feeling okay at all.

Not long after Nie Bufan left, Si Chenyu woke up and when he opened his eyes, his vision was filled with a big ghost like face with blue and purple splotches. It almost frightened him into a cardiac arrest. He was dumbfounded for a while before he realized that this was Chen Muran. The originally handsome and unparalleled appearance was actually turned into this, he really couldn’t bear to look directly at it. He wondered how he will react when he woke up?

As he was thinking this, Chen Muran had already opened slightly swollen eyes.

He looked at Si Chenyu in a daze, and said, “It’s morning?”

Si Chenyu nodded slowly.

Chen Muran rubbed his neck, frowning and said: “Last night I seemed to have a terrible nightmare. Now I feel sore all over, probably because I didn’t sleep well.”

As he said that he was about to sit up. Si Chenyu also got up from the bed. The quilt slipped down, and Chen Muran instantly had on a dazed look. He pointed his finger at the other and hesitatingly said: “Your clothes……”

Si Chenyu looked down, and his face immediately became like a color palette, red mixed with purple, and purple mixed with black.

He saw that the robe he had on had two large bowl sized holes cut in the middle, exposing two pectoral muscles, and the red nipples that stood upright in the air.

Chen Muran prided himself on being excellent at fostering one’s moral character. But seeing Si Chenyu’s bizarre state, he still had to use the strength of an infant sucking milk to hold back the laugh that wanted to erupt.
  
“Nie, Bu, Fan.” Si Chenyu’s whole body trembled as he roared. He violently lifted the quilt, and was about to get up but as soon as he stood up, he and Chen Muran cried out in pain at the same time, as if a piece of their scalp was torn off.

They turned and looked, only to see that a bunch of Si Chenyu’s hair was braided with Chen Muran’s, and someone had even tied it in a beautiful butterfly bow with a straw rope that was currently swaying arrogantly from side to side in the air.

With a “boom”, black smoke seem to erupt from Si Chenyu’s head……

“Nie. Bu. Fan!” The roar shook the earth, and it shocked countless chickens secretly watching the show.

The two subordinates who were waiting outside the door shrank their necks subconsciously, not knowing what happened inside.

After a while, the door of the room was opened with a slam. Si Chenyu appeared in front of the two with a stinky expression on his face, and asked: “Where is Nie Bufan that bastard?”

“He went into the city.”

He went into the city? Into the city? Si Chenyu was furious and suddenly flew into a rage and began to wreak havoc in the yard.

Xu Si retreated to the corner with fear, and for the first time saw the madness of his noble prince.

He thought back to what Nie Bufan said, was it true that his prince was sick?

Then, Chen Muran also came out, Xu Si and the guard both looked at the same time, and immediately they felt like a cold wind blew by.

Who is this person with a strange looking face in front of them? Who is it?

Chen Gongzi was tormented into an unrecognizable figure by your prince……It turned out to be real, real, real……

Xu Si and the guard felt that they had come upon the truth.

Si Chenyu’s image collapsed once again.

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On the other side, Chen Muran didn’t know his situation yet, but when he returned to his original residence and looked into the mirror——soon another roar echoed into the sky over Chicken Nest Village……

Ai, how sinful!

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9 Comments on “Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 022 This Is How You Sin

  1. Nie Bufan is my (anti) hero! Ah, such well crafted gossip and well played tricks! The chickens in this village may be fierce, but their master is much more devious!

    I am amused that despite bending all these male leads and then insisting they still find a cute sister to marry, he sabotaged this date. This poor yound lady didn’t deserve that! Hahaha!

    Thanks for your hard work translating! I love the site update!

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    • I know right! That poor lady, I just knew Nie Bufan was jealous😏

      And I’m glad you like the new site update! I was actually a bit nervous the new homepage won’t be well received. Though I think it’s about time I got those navigation buttons despite them being a terrible chore to make (manually) but I already got one complaint about the lack of next and previous chapter buttons😖😫

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  2. Yes, Nie Bufan had the time to stroll round the city after “playing” with Si Chenyu and his friend. Hahaha~

    (The NU chapter link to this one didn’t work for me, I got here by navigating the site itself. I’m not sure if that’s the case for others too)

    Thanks for the update! 💕

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    • Omg rly? Maybe because i finally got a domain for my wordpress site? Its no longer theirontreeblooms.wordpress.com, just theirontreeblooms.com but it should still redirect you to the right page🤔

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  3. Thanks for the chapter! Poor Si Chenyu and that lady who was having the meeting with Zhang Third. The description of the scene where Lady Flower pee on the leg of that lady and the scene where the Prince and that Chen gongzi wake up and realize their tragic appearace are one of the best funny scenes described until now. I’m curious how the representative from the Wang family looks like, and brother Zhang progress in pursuit of NB is slow but steady, until now he managed to make NB appreciated him and make NB like him the most compared to all the people NB meet until now. Looking forward to read the next chapter.

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