The next day, Li Yi left Nie Bufan’s room with a face looking like he had constipation. In a short period of time, it was likely he would not be coming over again.
When Zhang Junshi learned of the situation, he laughed unkindly, something that was seldom of him. Who let that man knock him out? He could only send him three words: served you right!
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Nie Bufan was no longer in danger of losing his chastity so his days were lived in a disgustingly happy manner. He no longer had any troubles so that meant the Tian Nu, Si Chenyu, Chen Muran, Li Huai and others all met with troubles. Often they would be harrassed inhumanely, unable to sleep well or eat well, and having to always be on guard of flying feathers.
Si Chenyu said to Li Yi and Zhang Junshi: “I notice you have a good relationship with him, so can’t you control him a bit?”
Li Yi’s face was cold, and black anger emitted from all over his body.
Zhang Junshi smiled as gentle and pleasant as a spring breeze, and promised that he would do some damage control.
That day, Nie Bufan came back from getting fresh air, and suddenly saw an egg next to his pillow.
He thought it strange, under his training the hens had not laid eggs on his bed for a long time. What’s up with this one today?
He stretched out his hand to pick it up, and a warmth radiated from it. Something seemed to be beating in the egg, slowly and powerfully.
Was this a fertilized egg? The chicken inside had taken shape?
Nie Bufan took the egg and held it up against the sun, it was rather dim and unclear.
He randomly stuffed the egg into his pocket and prepared to find a brooding hen to incubate it.
At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked in and said with a smile: “Bufan, are you free? How about going to the restuarant with me?”
“Didn’t you sell me the tea egg recipe last time? The restuarant has already made the first batch according to the recipe. I don’t plan to sell this batch. I want to take you to try it out instead.”
“Oh, so that’s it. Okay, let’s go. If we hurry, we can come back before night.” Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi and walked out of the house.
It just so happened that Li Yi went to visit Si Chenyu at his place, and he would definitely not come to keep an eye on him for a while.
When the two arrived at the Zhang family restaurant, the waiter had already peeled the tea eggs and put them in the room, and even had a pot of good wine and plates of appetizers placed on the side.
“How is it? Is the taste okay?” Zhang Junshi asked.
Nie Bufan nodded and said, “En, it’s much better than what I made.”
Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “That’s because we use more ingredients. Come, have some more.”
Nie Bufan was not courteous with him either, his chopsticks moved like they were flying, and occassionally he would clink his wine cup from time to time with Zhang Junshi, all the while making small talk about life.
By the time they were full of wine and food, night had already fallen. Stars could be seen outside the window, and there were few pedestrians on the road.
“Will you stay here tonight?” Zhang Junshi suggested casually.
Nie Bufan leaned against the window with drunken eyes and murmured an affirmative.
Zhang Junshi’s eyes flashed, and he went out and ordered his workers to prepare water.
In the guest room, there was an oval wooden tub big enough for one or two people to bathe in. Of course, it was not as good as the bath at Nie Bufan’s place, and could only soak half of the body.
Nie Bufan undressed and walked unsteadily behind the screen. Zhang Junshi was right next to him, when he suddenly saw an egg falling out of his clothes, he hurriedly caught it, and put it on the bedside table together with his clothes.
Nie Bufan was confused, thinking he was at his own house, and was ready to jump inside when he saw the water. If Zhang Junshi’s eyes and hands weren’t quick enough, he would have definitely caused a catastrophe. Zhang Junshi looked at his charmingly naive countenance and couldn’t help kissing him on the cheek, then he lifted him into the tub. He himself stepped into it naked as well.
“Bufan.” Zhang Junshi whispered in his ear.
Nie Bufan rubbed his arms and muttered, “Zhang Third, I feel dizzy.”
“It’s okay, you’ll be fine after awhile.” Zhang Junshi picked up a towel to help him wipe his body, but this guy was not compliant at all, his body twisting restlessly, and even singing a raunchy song loud and out of tune. It caused Zhang Junshi to become quite agitated.
“Bufan, I won’t be able to hold back if you keeping moving.” Zhang Junshi warned.
Nie Bufan suddenly sat upright with a solemn expression, and pointed at him, “If it’s more than one can bear, then one don’t have to bear it anymore!”
“……” Well then, you said it.
Zhang Junshi stared at him with scorching eyes, then pressed him against the side of the bucket and kissed his lips deeply.
The two were entangled in the slightly narrow tub, their bodies pressed tightly, and even the gradually cooling water could not suppress the turbulent flames.
Zhang Junshi retracted his tongue from Nie Bufan’s mouth, bringing out a silvery strand of saliva. He kissed down his chin, neck, Adam’s apple, collarbone……lifting the other up by the waist, he then moved to capture the cherry red on his chest, twisting and sucking.
“Ah……Zhang Third, you……” Nie Bufan’s mind was a little fogged, but his body’s sensations constantly stimulated his nerves and caused him to blush and his heartbeat to speed up.
Zhang Junshi did not speak, arching Nie Bufan’s whole body out of the bath tub so that it was lying flat on the cloth mat beside the tub.
“Tonight, you belong to me.” Zhang Junshi positioned his desire between his legs, rubbing lightly, as he also kept stimulating the sensitive spots all over Nie Bufan’s body with his hands.
Nie Bufan felt like a fish thrown on the beach, dry, hot, and gasping hard.
The “fisherman” sharpened his knife in eagerness, first steaming him, then spreading some sauce, and then finally taking a bite.
“Ah! No!” Nie Bufan seemed to suddenly come back to himself, startled all over. He raised his foot and pressed it to Zhang Junshi’s lower abdomen to prevent him from entering.
Zhang Junshi pushed his feet away at will, and consoled: “Don’t be afraid, although this is my first time, I will definitely be gentle.”
“It doesn’t seem to be a matter of whether it’s the first time or not the first time.” Nie Bufan trembled, “We’re both men, what’s so great about doing it?”
“Oh? Then you let Li Yi in your bed?”
“Don’t, don’t get me wrong, it was an accident.”
“Oh? Really?” Zhang Junshi smiled, “Actually, this is also an accident. You are drunk and I am drunk.”
“……Does being drunk mean letting loose the beastly nature?”
“Obviously.” Zhang Junshi held his hips and went in a little more.
Nie Bufan leaned back on the ground with his elbows, trying to slip out of Zhang Junshi’s arms. But as he inched back, the other also inched further. The both of them had already moved more than two meters and still remained intimately connected.
Nie Bufan was powerless and looked at Zhang Junshi pitifully.
Zhang Junshi had always been gentle, but at this moment he became uncharacteristically determined, and no longer gave Nie Bufan time to struggle. He clamped down on his waist and with a deep thrust he bottomed out.
“Ah! It hurts!” Nie Bufan slapped hard at the man on him.
Zhang Junshi was actually very nervous, and his heart was beating very fast. It wasn’t until after he entered that the feeling of ecstasy down to his bones finally registered and giving him a great shock.
He sighed slowly, breathing heavily.
This……truly put one’s tolerance to the test! This thought came to both of them at the same time.
Looking at each other, like coming to a tacit understanding, a wave of fierce collisions began.
Nie Bufan had now arrived at a state where he had nothing else to lose, throwing all morals to the wind. He was already at this point. If he continued to restrain himself, then what kind of a man would he be!
With the excuse of being drunk, he put aside his scruples, relaxed his body, and accepted the other as much as possible.
“Ngh……” It was too deep. Nie Bufan moaned.
“Be quieter.” Zhang Junshi gasped in his ear and said, “The walls have ears.” (TN: idiom for thin walls or possible listening ears)
“Ah……nhh……” Nie Bufan moaned louder.
Zhang Junshi immediately kissed him, raised his leg, and thrusted in heavily.
Nie Bufan’s eyes widened, his cheeks flushed.
A smile flashed in Zhang Junshi’s eyes, and his movements slowed down.
The two of them rolled to the other side of the mat, indulging in the pleasure to their heart’s content, their suppressed moans and intermittent sounds of slapping flesh filled the room.
This night was doomed to be sleepless……
Nie Bufan only woke up when the sun was already high up the next day. He immediately felt a splitting headache and his body sore and weak.
His upper body was covered in hickeys, and except for a slight tingling in the private parts, it didn’t hurt as much as the first time. In fact, Li Yi couldn’t be blamed for his poor technique. It was the first time, and he also chose to take Nie Bufan when he was sober. Nie Bufan’s ability to act outlandish when he was sober was something too hard for ordinary people to win up against. His ability to complete the process was already considered an extraordinary talent, and yet you hoped that he would be tender?
On this matter, Zhang Junshi was more clever. He first tricked Nie Bufan into coming along with a flawless reason, and then calmly used the wine and dishes to lower his guard. After he was full and tipsy, naturally his guard would also be completely down.
At this time, whether Nie Bufan was a spirit demon or a ghost, either way he could only wait to be eaten by him, and even gaining the ultimate enjoyment.
Just when Nie Bufan was grimacing, Zhang Junshi walked in with a smile.
“You……” Nie Bufan pointed at him, eyes like knives.
“Does your body still hurt?” Zhang Junshi sat on the edge of the bed, pulled his hand down, and said warmly, “Do you want to sleep some more?”
“Don’t wanna sleep anymore.” Nie Bufan shook off his hand and said with full vigor, “Am I such a fragile person? That I would be knocked down in one night!”
Zhang Junshi’s eyes were piercing, and he smiled and said, “Then it seems we can continue tonight.”
Nie Bufan choked and said with his head hanging down: “Zhang Third, I was drunk and you were drunk too, so the beastly nature presented itself, and led to such a result. Why dont we pretend it didn’t happen?”
“En……” Zhang Junshi touched his chin and pondered, “Alright, we can do it everytime we get drunk, and forget it everytime we do it, how about it?”
Nie Bufan looked at him slantingly and said with disbelief: “Zhang Third, are you still Zhang Third? Are you still my gentle and pure brother Zhang Third?”
“Of course I am.” Zhang Junshi smiled gently as always, and said smoothly, “Don’t think too much, I will be responsible for you to the end.”
“I don’t need you to be responsible.” Nie Bufan said horrified, “I still want to marry a wife and have children, and raise children to guard against old age.”
Zhang Junshi patted his head and said seriously: “It is better to do less daydreaming.”
“Okay, I’ll have someone to prepare hot water for you to freshen up. Let’s go and eat together after you clean up.” Zhang Junshi placed a kiss in between his eyes, then got up and left.
Nie Bufan fell on the bed, rolling around while wolf howling. How was it that he had guarded against Li Fourth but forgot Zhang Third?
Wait, that’s not right! Nie Bufan sat up. Why didn’t Wang Shichan appear this time? Was his attitude towards others dependent on the person? Be alert with Li Yi, but ignore Zhang Junshi?
Could he have eavesdropped the whole night?
Nie Bufan scanned the surroundings vigilantly, only letting out a relieved sigh when he made sure that there was no suspicious figure around. Could it be that Wang Shichan didn’t follow him at all?
Nie Bufan simply forgot. Back then he had said personal protection “in the village”. With Wang Shichan’s meticulous personality, he would absolutely follow a prescribed pattern to the letter.
He put on his clothes angrily and decided to use the scriptures as toilet paper after he went back.
At this moment, there was a sudden click that sounded in his ear, as if something had cracked.
Nie Bufan followed the direction of the sound and saw a crack in the shell of the egg on the bedside table.
He leaned forward in surprise, and murmured: “This way can also hatch a chick?”
Although eggs could be hatched artificially, it still needed to have the right temperature, and it was absolutely impossible to hatch if they were exposed to air below 20°C for a long time.
But looking at this situation, the chicken was indeed breaking its shell.
Nie Bufan widened his eyes and stared at the egg’s changes intently. As the egg shell slowly fell off, a fluffy thing was gradually exposed.
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This was……a monkey? A monkey born from an egg?
Nie Bufan was stunned!
AN: “The Secrets of Chicken Nest Village”
Fifth, if the fertilized eggs in Chicken Nest Village are hatched outside the village, they will restore the original form of the mother. And unless they are chickens, animals born outside will no longer turn into chickens when they return to the Chicken Nest Village.
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