Li Yi was on the edge of erupting, the hard and straight ‘pillar’ still penetrating the hinterland deeply, so he directly received Wang Shichan’s palm attack, body moving forward from the force.
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Wang Shichan narrowed his eyes. Suddenly his figure flickered over to the other side where he then wrapped Nie Bufan in the quilt and threw him onto his shoulders before quickly pulling away.
Having not expected this, Li Yi was taken off guard in that moment, his whole body falling forward and the eruption of his desire stopping abruptly, left to hang in mid air. Just as he was about to retaliate, he found that Nie Bufan and Wang Shichan had already disappeared from the room.
Poor Li Yi, still bare as the day he was born and ready to take off, his face alternating between the colors blue and white like a tragic blob of mosaic.
On the other side, after Wang Shichan snatched Nie Bufan out of the room, he went straight to the forest without stopping.
Most of Nie Bufan’s body was wrapped in the quilt, and was literally and figuratively in the dark on what was going on just now.
He yelled, “Li Fourth, what are you doing? Where are you taking me? Hey!”
Wang Shichan naturally did not answer, taking him to a small cave before stopping.
As soon as Nie Bufan was free, he immediately got out of the quilt and said angrily: “Li Fourth, don’t think that I am that easy to bully……huh? Where is this?”
Only then did he realize that he was no longer in the familiar room, but in a dark cave, surrounded by silence. Only a dark shadow standing near the entrance of the cave could be seen.
Nie Bufan pointed at him and asked in a trembling voice: “Li Fourth, do you have any special interests? Bringing me to this deep mountain and old forest, what do you want to do?”
The dark shadow stood silently at the entrance of the cave. The pale dim light behind him only set off his eerie appearance, like that of a ghost.
Nie Bufan swallowed his saliva and forced himself to remain calm, saying: “Li Fourth, if there is anything that is troubling you, tell me. Look, I have sacrificed so much for you, shouldn’t I still get some credit as a ‘shou’? You can’t bite the hand that feeds you. Doing corpses is not fun at all.”
The black shadow shook slightly, but still did not speak.
The cave was dark and cold, and the wind blew by with eerie whistling sounds. Nie Bufan couldn’t help shivering, and wrapped himself tighter in the quilt.
“Fine, you don’t need to talk, but couldn’t you at least give me a piece of clothing?” Nie Bufan curled up into a cocoon and said pitifully, “You are neatly dressed so how can you leave me naked?”
The black shadow moved again, and appeared to be thinking this over. After a long while, he slowly walked over, took off his robe and handed it to Nie Bufan.
Nie Bufan took the opportunity to clasp tightly on the hand holding the robe and then pulled him down suddenly. Performing his signature scissor legs, he trapped the man’s waist, and then grabbed his neck. While shaking the other he questioned: “What do you want to do, buster? Speak!”
Wang Shichan was a little dizzy from being shaken, reaching out to block the other. Nie Bufan, in a rare explosion of amazing potential, kept his hold and didn’t let him escape.
The two rolled on the quilt, entangled like a twine.
Wang Shichan couldn’t speak, the friction of another body against his own made him feel a little strange.
He felt slightly helpless, ready to use force to send Nie Bufan flying. But Nie Bufan seemed to sense this so he changed from grasping to hugging and wrapped himself tightly around him. At the same time, he kissed his lips quickly, stirring his tongue inside recklessly, as if venting anger or another heated emotion of a different sort.
Wang Shichan’s eyes widened, and he didn’t know how to react. The pressing of lips and teeth and the blending of breath gave him an experience he had never had before, as if something deep down in his body had awakened and was eager to move.
The hands that were about to attack paused inexplicably, and lightly settled on Nie Bufan’s bare back.
“Hmmph, just now you made me so uncomfortable, so I will also let you get a taste of being forced upon by this da ye!” Nie Bufan breathed in Wang Shichan’s ear, “Don’t think that the initiative is in your hands. I, at least, have practice.”
The slightly husky voice brought along with it a warm breath. And in this dark night, there was an unspeakable erotic appeal to it.
Wang Shichan’s Adam’s apple moved. He wanted to say something, but in the end he didn’t open his mouth.
“Strange, why are you so quiet?” Nie Bufan tweaked Wang Shichan’s nose, then smiled evilly, “I want to see just how long you can bear it?”
After he finished speaking, he lightly bit his chin while reaching into his clothes.
Wang Shichan endured it for a bit, but finally pushed away this vexing demon spirit. But helplessly, he found that this guy’s legs had clamped down tightly on his waist. He pushed his upper body out for a certain distance, but that only caused their lower bodies to press close and tight. Although separated by the clothing, that wonderful feeling of a perfect fit was really maddening.
Wang Shichan could barely resist it anymore. He had been abstinent for so many years and hadn’t experienced such a stimulus in his life before. Just as he was about to open his mouth to reveal his identity, his cheeks were suddenly pinched in two hands and pulled outwards forcefully.
“Uhh……” Wang Shichan let out a startled sound of pain in an unclear voice.
“Haha, Li Fourth, you seem to be exceptionally cute tonight, and your reaction is very fun.” Nie Bufan said happily, “Okay, tonight I will sacrifice myself and accompany the gentleman. I’ll fight you for three hundred rounds, so that you won’t be able to go into heat within a month!”
Wang Shichan was speechless, and was kissed again before he could stop him. Nie Bufan was as passionate as fire and launched various offensive attacks against him. His hands also did not pause in pulling his clothes.
Soon, Wang Shichan’s clothes became completely disheveled. He was constantly being rubbed against, causing his whole body to start burning.
Nie Bufan lay on him, using his unskilled seduction techniques to fan the flames of desire all over, causing Wang Shichan unbearable craving, and yet still not getting to the main subject even after a long time.
Finally, Wang Shichan couldn’t endure it anymore. With one hand he hooked his leg and with the other he held his waist, pressing him down directly to the center of his desire, thrusting straight upwards.
“Ah……” Nie Bufan moaned lowly, his upper body slightly leaning back.
Wang Shichan instantly rolled over and pressed him under him, launching a succession of storm-like attacks.
In the darkness, only the gasping and ambiguous slapping sounds of the two were heard.
“Gentler, gentler! Too hard!”
“Ngh……it’s too deep, it hurts, you……have you eaten a tiger penis? Ah……damn it!” (TN: In traditional Chinese medicine, a tiger penis is said to have important therapeutic properties including boosting the male sex drive)
“Li Fourth……you’re a bit off tonight.” Nie Bufan gasped, “The size and length seem to be a little different from before.”
Wang Shichan paused. He had just planned to slow down the rhythm, but now the thrusts came faster and harder.
Afterwards, Nie Bufan thoroughly exemplified what it meant to ‘make his bed and lie in it’. For the whole night, he was done until he nearly died from coming too much.
The man on him acted like he had never relieved his desire in eight lifetimes. Except for the first round coming a little too fast, the rounds after that got longer and accompanied by all kinds of positions, giving him no chance to breathe. After the man released himself again with a low growl, Nie Bufan finally passed out gloriously……
When he woke up again, Nie Bufan found that he had been returned to his room. His body felt like it had been run over by a heavy object, weak and sore.
He sat up halfway with a grimace. His quilt slipped down to reveal bare skin covered with traces of passion. However, he seemed to have been cleaned up properly, and there was no sticky discomfort.
He rubbed his forehead, recalling everything from last night, and somewhat suspected that he had dreamt it all. In fact, he had been doing it with Li Fourth in the room the whole time, right? Otherwise, why would Li Fourth take him to the cave anyway? Did he subconsciously long for doing the do in the great outdoors?
Pei pei! He wouldn’t be so unscrupulous! It must be Li Fourth going crazy again.
Poor Li Yi, not only did he not get to eat the whole meal, he even became a scapegoat for a certain someone……
Nie Bufan put on his clothes while slandering Li Yi in his heart.
He was about to fetch water to freshen up, but found that someone had already prepared hot water for him.
Nie Bufan showed a surprised expression: When did Li Fourth become this considerate?
With the heart that suspected the worse of others, he tested the temperature of the water first. Only after he was sure it was harmless did he freshen up cautiously.
After finishing, he walked into the courtyard and suddenly found that Wang Shichan, who had always liked being an invisible person, was leaning on the banyan tree with his arms folded, looking at him intently.
Nie Bufan moved over in an extremely weird walking posture, and said, “Morning!”
Wang Shichan’s gaze swept over his abdomen and legs without a trace, and an inexplicable light shone in his eyes.
Nie Bufan stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and smiled: “Brother Wang, you are a bit unpredictable today. Did you encounter any good things yesterday?”
Wang Shichan half-lowered his eyelashes, looking away.
Nie Bufan said enthusiastically: “It’s rare for you to show up. Let’s eat together at noon? I’ll make a vegetarian banquet for you.”
Wang Shichan looked at him and nodded slowly.
At this moment, Zhang Junshi walked over with a tense expression and said to Nie Bufan: “What did Li Yi do last night?”
Nie Bufan first looked in the direction of Wang Shichan, and finding that the other had disappeared without a trace, he then lowered his head and whispered, “What do you mean?”
“Oh, you!” Zhang Junshi pinched Nie Bufan’s ear, and said in a resentful tone, “Don’t you have a large group of chickens as bodyguards? Wjere did your arrogance go? How come you always go soft and timid when you meet Li Yi?”
“Aren’t you also put in place by him?” Nie Bufan muttered.
“There will be no next time.” Zhang Junshi said coldly.
In the next moment, he inadvertently glanced at the traces exposed under Nie Bufan’s collar and a glint flashed in his eyes. He slowly said, “I want to sleep with you tonight.”
Nie Bufan’s face changed, and he quickly refused, “No, no, no, it’s not convenient for me tonight.”
“That is……” Nie Bufan minced in place for a long time, and finally spit out, “There are always a few inconvenient days every month……”
“……” Zhang Junshi took a deep breath and said, “Don’t worry, I won’t do anything. It’s just to guard against some unruly people.”
“Really?” Nie Bufan showed suspicion.
“Ahem.” Zhang Junshi pretended to be calm and said, “Of course, under the right conditions, we can also have an in-depth exchange of feelings.”
“I refuse!” Nie Bufan resolutely said, “In this period of time, none of you can enter my room. Don’t think I’m easy to bully. If you really annoy me, I will definitely sic the chickens on you!”
He had already gone wild last night, and he wanted to live a few more years!
Zhang Junshi suddenly hooked Nie Bufan’s waist and whispered in his ear: “Don’t you think it’s a bit unfair? How many times did Li Yi get? I only have one time with you. Who do you even like better after all?”
Nie Bufan lifted his eyes and looked at the sky, wondering: “I believe in universal love, so how do I choose?”
“In fact, my ideal is to build a harmonious small mountain village with a group of ‘friends’, raise a nest of little carrot heads, and live fun and carefree days.”
“Little carrot heads?” Zhang Junshi said contemptuously, “Will you give birth to them?”
“If not will you give birth then?”
Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and said: “Don’t expect to marry a wife and have children! Whether it’s you or me. Since I chose this path, I won’t look back.”
Nie Bufan suddenly showed a somewhat uncomfortable expression and pushed Zhang Junshi away, changing the subject, “I’m hungry, I’ll go get some food first.”
“You’re a coward.” The frivolous act was quite believable, but whenever it got serious he would run faster than a rabbit.
Zhang Junshi looked at his escaping back helplessly.
He touched his chin and thought, couldn’t let Li Yi continue being arrogant anymore. He had to talk to him about who Nie Bufan belonged to.
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At this time, neither Zhang Junshi nor Li Yi realized that another powerful enemy was secretly lurking in the dark, impossible to defend against……
TN: regarding the title, it comes from the idiom ‘to put Zhang’s hat on Li’s head’ which means to attribute something to the wrong person or to confuse one thing with another. In this case the author substituted the names Zhang with Li and Li with Wang to show that Nie Bufan confused Wang Fifth with Li Fourth.
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5 thoughts on “Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 038 Put Li’s Hat On Wang’s Head”
And so WSC gave up to worldly lust. YAY.
Thank you for the update, stay safe & healthy~
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XD YAY seconded^^
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Hahaha! You’ve been cuckblock . Poor Li Yi.
Anyway Mr. Wang, you’re lucky. Thanks for the chapter
Hahahahah one more entered the game, the chrysanthemum of Nie that fights…
When the mls understand that the great god of chickens does not belong to anyone, but the others who belong to him everything will be fine, until then the fights in the harem of the great god continue
I can’t wait to see the dots of the great god running through the village, it will be very interesting!!
Obrigada pelo capítulo!!!
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Omg Wang Fifth! You scored without any issue at all 😂
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