In the middle of the night, everything was quiet. A night breeze blew by, shaking the window gently. The moonlight poured into the room through the window gaps, reflecting the sleeping figure on the wooden bed.
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At this moment, a chicken shaped shadow swiftly flew inside and shook its feathers, its eyes gleaming with green light in the dark. Not long afterwards, another figure entered through the window. Lady Flower and Langya who hadn’t reacted to the first arrival but were now immediately alert. But soon they relaxed again, no longer caring about the newcomer, going back to sleep.
The newcomer moved a few steps and his entire face was revealed in the moonlight. It was Wang Shichan.
He walked to the bed, looked at the person on it, and let out a light, barely audible sigh.
After watching for a long while, he took off his outer robes and boots, lifted the quilt and slipped into the bed. Stretching out his arms, he also pulled the person into his embrace.
It was a good night’s sleep.
The next day, as soon as Nie Bufan opened his eyes, he saw a familiar handsome face close in front of him, his breathing smooth as if he was still asleep.
He poked his head out, looked around, and seeing that nothing was unusual, he secretly let out a sigh of relief. He stretched out his hand and pulled Wang Shichan’s face, pulling the handsome face into an alien shape.
Wang Shichan opened his eyes with exasperation. He pulled away his trouble-making hand, and said, “Are you that energetic so early in the morning?”
“Heihei, I’m just happy to see you.”
“Really?” Wang Shichan said lightly, “You left so decisively, I thought you didn’t want to see us?”
“How could that be?” Nie Bufan looked wronged, “I just wanted to take a relaxing walk, just a relaxing walk.”
“Oh, how goes your relaxing?”
“Not bad.” Nie Bufan pulled the quilt up under his eyes and looked up at the ceiling.
Wang Shichan looked at him suspiciously, and then began to pull at his clothes without warning.
“What are you doing?” Nie Bufan grabbed tight on his clothes with a look of horror.
Wang Shichan did not speak. With one hand he grabbed and pressed his hands over his head, and with the other he lifted his shirt, exposing a large area of smooth skin. There were suspicious traces around the collarbone and the two red cherries on his chest.
“What’s this?” Wang Shichan flicked his fingers lightly, neither joy nor anger could be detected in his questioning tone.
“I…..I left it when I masturbated.”
“…..” Wang Shichan was silent for a while, and the he continued to ask in an inquiring tone, “You can actually make hickeys on your own chest when you masturbate?”
“Who said those are hickeys?” Nie Bufan replied with a flushed face, “these are pinch marks.”
Wang Shichan’s always calm expression showed a few cracks. He resisted for a while before he said with suppressed anger, “Speak, who is the man?”
Nie Bufan shifted his gaze and mumbled: “Why must it be a man? Can’t it be a woman?”
“Woman?” Wang Shichan directly penetrated his entrance with his fingers, and there was some swelling in the tight passage.
Nie Bufan arched his waist and twisted like a snake.
Wang Shichan didn’t make it too difficult for him. He retracted his finger, feeling an exasperated urge to ask the heavens. Was there any normal man in this world who could escape Nie Bufan’s demonic clutches? Why did they all throw themselves at the guy as if they had been poisoned, wave after wave, and just couldn’t be stopped!
Nie Bufan glanced at him and asked, “How did you find me?”
“I saw your chicken roaming at night, so I followed.”
Nie Bufan glanced at the sleeping Gold lying in the corner, and asked, “Other people don’t know yet, right?”
Wang Shichan shook his head: “They all came out to find you.”
“Except for those who haven’t recovered, everyone else has arrived.”
Nie Bufan stared at Wang Shichan and asked seriously, “Wang Fifth, you won’t betray me, will you?”
Wang Shichan’s expression was calm and there was no response.
Nie Bufan said again: “It’s not easy to come out. I want to relax. Either you are with me or pretend you haven’t seen me.”
Wang Shichan still did not speak.
Nie Bufan hugged him abruptly, pleading: “Please…..”
“Benefits, are there any?” Wang Shichan asked suddenly.
Nie Bufan looked at him in horror, “Did I hear you right? Are you still the Wang Fifth who has no desires? You actually want benefits?”
“Is there?” Wang Shichan was unmoved.
Nie Bufan was full of conflicted emotions, but he reluctantly said: “Okay, from now on, the position of the second boss of Chicken Nest Village will be yours!”
“Be satisfied.” Nie Bufan patted him, “Being the second boss of Chicken Nest Village means that you’ll be only under one person, and above ten thousand chickens, it is an absolutely majestic position!”
Probably only you feel that it’s something majestic!
“You should just take the initiative to offer yourself to me.” Wang Shichan simply stated his intentions directly.
Nie Bufan immediately said righteously: “A gentleman can be killed, but not insulted!”
To hell with your gentleman can be killed, but not insulted! Wang Shichan finally couldn’t hold back, pressing him down and kissing and biting him everywhere.
Nie Bufan yelled, using his hands and feet to resist.
In the end, he was defeated by the evil force, succumbed to the enemy’s lustful power and was rectified on the spot.
Wang Shichan didn’t go too far, just slightly satisfying his craving before letting the other go. But Nie Bufan ‘s mouth was too smart for his own good, saying before climbing the bed: “Wang Fifth, your physical stamina is not as good as before?”
This sentence almost turned Wang Shichan into a beast.
Nie Bufan saw that the situation was not good, so he scrambled away in a hurry.
In the end, Wang Shichan agreed to help Nie Bufan keep the secret. He also hoped to spend some days alone with him. With his companionship, everyday was full of amusement. This guy could always turn a simple life into all kinds of interesting.
Early in the morning, Wang Shichan was thrown a vegetable basket and told to buy vegetables, but he wasn’t given even one copper coin.
Wang Shichan took the vegetable basket with him to the streets alone. He stood watching the bustling flow of ordinary people in his finely made robes, looking very out of place. He didn’t care much about others’ staring, so he shopped the way without asking the prices, basically grabbing a handful of greens and then throwing a handful of copper coins.
When he was about to pick a few cucumbers, the corner of his eye inadvertently caught a few familiar figures. They were Si Chenyu’s men.
Wang Shichan’s hand digging into his pocket for money paused.
The cucumber seller happily stretched out his hand, but who knew that a gust of wind passed by, and the person who was still in front of him suddenly disappeared.
The hawker’s smile froze on his face and he looked around blankly, only to no longer find the person.
He was furious: “Asshole, you haven’t paid for my cucumber yet!”
Ai, this unlucky uncle. The vegetable vendors before him had all made quite a lot, while he not only didn’t make anything he even lost a few cucumbers. It must be said that one’s character was quite important.
When Wang Shichan found Nie Bufan, the other people in Chicken Nest Village also found Baofu Pavilion where he had stayed earlier.
After inquiring, they determined that Nie Bufan had been here before. Even though he used the alias “Duan Yu”, the presence of chickens had deeply betrayed his true identity.
Li Yi and others met Wei Di, who was also looking for a certain someone, but neither knew that they were looking for the same person, so the atmosphere of their meeting was very harmonious.
As one of the key holders, Li Yi was naturally known to Wei Di. He told the other that he would be visiting Chicken Nest Village tomorrow.
Li Yi didn’t have the right to refuse, so he just made a few courteous remarks before parting ways.
He didn’t ask Wei Di about Nie Bufan’s affairs, because he didn’t think this arrogant martial arts leader would have anything to do with Nie Bufan. But he clearly forgot that Nie Bufan even dared to provoke someone like Prince Si, let alone the leader of the martial arts circle in jianghu. It was likely that even if the emperor came, this fellow would dare to put a green hat on the dragon’s head. (TN: putting a green hat on someone=slang for cuckolding someone)
“Their search has brought them nearby.” Wang Shichan put the vegetable basket on the table and said.
“Oh.” Nie Bufan replied indifferently, and took out the groceries.
Wang Shichan had long understood the other’s carefree and unconcerned personality, so he didn’t say any more.
Nie Bufan picked up a handful of vegetables and asked, “Wang Fifth, why did you only buy vegetables and not any meat?”
“I don’t eat meat.”
“But I eat!” Nie Bufan pointed at himself.
Wang Shichan looked at him for a long time before saying, “Eating more vegetables can prolong your life.”
“I can’t live without meat.” Nie Bufan slapped the table top.
“Don’t try to fool a monk.” You are obviously an omnivorous animal, and you like to eat everything.
“You, a monk?” Nie Bufan said with contempt, “I don’t know how many times you have broken the monastic discipline?”
“I only broke the one on sex.” Then he added, “And I haven’t broken that many times.”
“…..” Fine, you win.
Nie Bufan resigned his fate and brought the basket to the kitchen.
The people of Chicken Nest Village were currently turning over every rock in search of a certain someone, while the person in question, Nie Bufan, lived with Wang Shichan in just their two person house, picking vegetables, feeding chickens, chatting with neighbors, and playing with children.
Wang Shichan once again witnessed the unstoppable and powerful charm of Nie Bufan. At the end of the day, there were at least three young girls, two young boys, and two vulgar uncles who all expressed a strong affection for him, declaring that they wouldn’t marry anyone but him. There was even a boy under ten years old who declared that he would definitely take him as his “wife” in the future and that he must wait for him to grow up.
Wang Shichan felt that it was a mistake to let this scourge outside, so he secretly made plans to bring him back to Chicken Nest Village as soon as possible. Although the two had fun living a simple two person daily life, unfortunately, it couldn’t hold up against Nie Bufan attracting peach blossoms left and right.
At night, Wang Shichan said sincerely: “Bufan, if you have had enough fun we should go back, alright?”
“What’s the hurry? There are still many places in Xishan City I haven’t been to.” Nie Bufan replied casually while tinkering with the colorful boxes of rouge on the table.
When you finish visiting the whole of Xishan City, how many normal men would be left in the city who would still marry a woman and have children? Wang Shichan’s Zen heart was turbulent, feeling the heavy pressure.
In fact, he could just directly tie him up and bring him back, after all Nie Bufan was definitely not his opponent. And at most, he would just complain for a few days.
Thinking of this, Wang Shichan calmed down again. Finally he noticed what Nie Bufan was fiddling with, and he couldn’t help but ask: “What are you doing?”
Nie Bufan replied: “Tomorrow is the Ghost Festival. I heard from the aunt next door that many people will dress up as ghosts and go out to scare people. I am also going to participate.”
He pointed to the various rouge and makeup powder on the table and said proudly: “These are all given to me by the ladies. I can’t disappoint their sincerity so I must put on a particularly scary face makeup.”
“Wang Fifth, why don’t you also join?” Nie Bufan quickly dabbed a spot of red on his face and asked with a grin.
Wang Shichan didn’t wipe it, but just faintly replied, “No need.”
It seemed that he had to tie him back after letting him attend the Ghost Festival.
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Nie Bufan was very energetic, holding a brush and drawing all kinds of ghost faces on the paper.
After watching for a while, Wang Shichan suddenly felt that his ghost makeup tomorrow might really be the scariest in history…..
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2 thoughts on “Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 061 Two Person Residence”
I would be needing a photo with that make-up, I fuckng want to see it XD
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Hahaha! Scary Nie Bufan. Thanks for the chapter
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