On the huge dragon bed, the satisfied emperor lay on his side next to Nie Bufan, playing with his hair, his eyes still possessing traces of lust as they lingered on that bare back.
Last night’s entanglement gave him a rare taste of extreme pleasure. Was the taste of men so delicious? Or was he a special case?
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In terms of a man’s physique, his flexibility was excellent, his endurance lasting enough, and a certain place in particular had a very satisfying depth, its suction ability was also very powerful. What was more rare was that his skin was smooth and delicate, without a single mole or freckle in sight, like first-class white porcelain, which tempted others into being unwilling to let go.
Should he collect a few male pets for comparison? Recalling everything about last night, the emperor felt his arousal rise again. He rolled over him and was ready to battle again when the eunuch’s voice suddenly came from outside the bed drapes: “Your Majesty, it’s time to get up.”
The emperor’s eyes flashed with disappointment. Although he was a little lustful, he was always meticulous in political affairs and never indulged in bed affairs.
He stood up, freshened and dressed under the service of the eunuchs and maids. When everything was ready, he glanced at the person behind the bed drapes again before leaving with a smile.
Nie Bufan slept until the sun was up high in the sky before waking up. He lay on the bed, wrinkled his face, and began to reflect on himself. As a promising young man, having transmigrated to this world for two to three years, he was not favored by beautiful women, but always attracted the coveting of members of the same sex instead. This was really too weird. Was there something wrong? Did he have some kind of magical skill that could make straight men bent?
Zhang Third and the others being attracted to him he could understand somewhat. After all, they had been living together for some time, and established an indestructible bromantic relationship. It was normal for there to be a development from quantitative changes to qualitative changes. But what was with this emperor? Even if he was a stallion, it should not be so easy to roll straight to the bed at first meeting?
Nie Bufan could admit that his chrysanthemum was beautiful and his cherries were deliciously red, unparalleled in his handsomeness, but he was an absolutely upright and sunny man. There was absolutely no aura of seductive allure, nor did he possess a special hunger and thirst for men. How could such a talented and handsome young man like him fall into such a deplorable state?
To be honest, the emperor’s bed skills were not bad, but for the first time he felt a sense of rejection psychologically, as if a fishbone was stuck in his throat.
While thinking, the high pitched reminder from a eunuch sounded in his ear: “Wei Book Attendant, hurry and get up. Letting you sleep on the dragon bed is already an extra grace from the emperor. How long do you want to stay?” There was a bit of warning and a hint of subtle contempt in his tone.
Nie Bufan was indeed preparing to get up, but when he heard this, he lay back down again. Folding his hands behind his head, he said in an arrogant tone: “This bed can be considered somewhat comfortable, so I have decided to lie down some more. What do you say to that?”
The eunuch restrained his anger and said: “The emperor is about to finish with the morning assembly. If he sees you still lying on the dragon bed, be careful of your head.”
“Then I’ll wait for him to come back and chop it.” Nie Bufan lifted the quilt and turned over, leaving him an arrogant back.
The eunuch stomped a foot, stared at him for a long while, turned his head and said to the people around him: “Come, drag him down for me.”
They would not be polite towards a shameless person like this who seduced the emperor regardless of his status. If it was a woman, there might be the possibility of being conferred with a consort title, but a man was at best a plaything and had no status at all.
Several eunuchs stepped forward, one pulling at his arm and the other pulling at his leg, preparing to forcibly remove him.
Nie Bufan used his shadowless claws technique to quickly grip and cling on to the bedpost, his legs clamped onto the dragon quilt, and his mouth bit down on the pillow. As soon as the eunuchs dragged, they were dragged out together with him. The whole dragon bed was completely unrecognizable, and as for Nie Bufan, he was lifted up in mid-air, firmly and determinedly playing a game of strength with the eunuchs.
For a time, there was only chaos in the bedroom.
“What are you doing?” At this moment, the emperor’s expressionless voice sounded.
The eunuchs let go of their hands, so scared that they immediately bowed and confessed their crime.
The pulling force on Nie Bufan’s body disappeared, and he fell back on the bed diagonally. A pair of white and tender legs were still dangling outside the bed, making people want to touch them.
The emperor scanned the messy bed, and said nothing. The room was so quiet that the people did not dare to breathe.
Nie Bufan let go of the pillow he was biting on, lying on the bed like some kind of boneless creature, tilted his head, and said weakly: “Brother Emperor, I have been abused.”
Brother…..Brother Emperor? The emperor’s mouth twitched and he crossed his arms over his chest and asked, “Who abused you?”
The eunuchs who were kneeling on the ground trembled slightly and wiped their sweat secretly.
“Who else?” Nie Bufan reached out and pointed, “You did.”
“Oh? Zhen?” The emperor walked over slowly and asked as he looked down at him from his height, “How did I abuse you?”
“You have eaten me cleanly and completely, and you won’t even let me sleep well!” Nie Bufan slapped the bed, and said in annoyance, “Isn’t it just a bed? Why can’t it be slept on, you aren’t this stingy, are you?”
The surrounding eunuchs collectively gasped. He dared to say that the emperor was stingy!
The emperor raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: “Okay, from now on you are allowed to sleep on Zhen’s bed. Are you satisfied with this?”
Oh, like he really cherished such a thing? Nie Bufan curled his lips, got up silently, and took up the clothes prepared by the eunuch from the bedside.
The emperor stretched out his hand and hooked it, and said evilly: “Zhen quite like your disheveled appearance, it is quite amorous indeed. So in the future you don’t have to be too reserved in Zhen’s bedroom.”
“I’m not reserved at all.” Nie Bufan grabbed over the clothes, wrapped them around his body, and said viciously, “I’m just afraid of the cold.”
Indeed, he was really not reserved at all. The emperor was in a good mood, and the fatigue and pressure accumulated during the court meeting disappeared instantly.
“It’s almost noon, hurry up and freshen up and have a meal with me.” The emperor touched his head and didn’t mind his rudeness at all.
The eunuchs all heaved a sigh of relief when they heard this. Fortunately, they were relieved of punishment. At the same time, they were secretly surprised by the emperor’s favor for this newcomer. It seemed that their attitude towards him must improve slightly in the future.
The dining table was set, and Nie Bufan was surprised that the emperor was unexpectedly frugal. Lunch consisted of four dishes and one soup plus a few desserts. As the monarch of a country, it was really rare indeed.
The eunuch helped the two of them serve the food, and the emperor waved his hand to Nie Bufan: “Go ahead, eat whatever you want. In the future, just call the imperial kitchen to serve what you like, so just follow Zhen today.”
Nie Bufan had consumed too much energy last night, and his belly was as flat as the ground, feeling extremely hungry. He did not bother with being courteous and immediately raised his chopsticks to start eating.
The emperor’s eyes were smiling. It was really rare for someone to be so comfortable in front of him. It felt very novel. He watched Nie Bufan eat with gusto, and his appetite was also aroused. He slowly picked up a piece of meat, and was about to deliver it to his mouth, when a pair of chopsticks suddenly stretched out and knocked it down.
The emperor frowned, feeling a little displeased, and wondered whether this person was acting too spoiled? But in the next moment he heard Nie Bufan shout: “Don’t eat, it’s poisoned!”
“What?” The emperor’s sharp gaze directed at the dishes on the table, and the eunuch next to him was also extremely shocked.
The emperor looked at the chopsticks in his hand again. His chopsticks were made of silver and generally, most poison could be detected with it, but there was no abnormality that could be seen. He looked at Nie Bufan suspiciously, but saw that his lips were purple and his face was pale. He stood up unsteadily, falling towards the ground in the next moment.
The emperor immediately got up to support him, and sternly shouted: “Quickly call the imperial doctor!”
He carried Nie Bufan over onto the bed, observing his complexion with a cloudy expression. He then added as if having thought of something: “Call the Teacher of the State over too.”
The eunuchs hurried away.
At this time, Nie Bufan opened his eyes, pursing his lips and looking depressed.
“How do you feel? Where is it uncomfortable?” The emperor asked.
Nie Bufan shook his head, looking with melancholy at the bed drapes, and sighed, “Ai, I have eaten fully yet.”
The emperor was speechless, if not for his lips already turning from purple to black, he almost thought he was fooling around.
After only a brief while, the imperial doctor and the Teacher of the State rushed over.
After bowing, the imperial doctor immediately stepped forward to take the pulse, and Fan Luo also stood by and looked at Nie Bufan. Nie Bufan, who had an ugly complexion, actually still had the mood to wink at him.
“Doctor, how is he?” The emperor asked.
The imperial doctor’s expression shifted back and forth and he hesitated for a while, before saying with uncertainty: “Your Majesty, this gongzi’s pulse is very strange, showing the sign of premature death, but he is also full of energy and vigor. What is even more puzzling is that he was clearly poisoned, but his condition is not deteriorating, in fact the poison seem to be detoxifying on its own.”
“What do you mean by the sign of premature death? What do you mean by self-detoxification?” The emperor’s expression remained unswerving, and he stared sternly at the imperial doctor.
The imperial doctor said nervously: “This gongzi’s physique is very special, significantly rare in this world, and ordinary toxins can’t threaten his life. But according to this official’s diagnosis, even if he is not poisoned, he will die sooner or later.”
The emperor was silent for a while, and said to Fan Luo: “Teacher of the State, come and have a look.”
The imperial doctor gave up his position, and Fan Luo took the pulse, coming to a conclusion that was almost the same as the imperial doctor’s.
He asked Nie Bufan: “Do you know your physical condition?”
“A little bit.” Nie Bufan replied with a smile.
“What is it?” Fan Luo had believed himself to be very knowledgeable, but he had never seen such symptoms before. He could clearly diagnose the result, but could not diagnose the cause of the condition.
Nie Bufan shrugged and looked up at the sky: “Don’t be so surprised. It’s not that I will be dead soon, but that my physique is indeed special. I have been judged from birth that I can’t live long, but in the end haven’t I stayed alive and well up to now?”
Fan Luo frowned, half believing and half doubting.
The imperial doctor looked surprised, and couldn’t help staring at Nie Bufan.
“So,” the emperor said, “his life is not in danger?”
“If what he said is true, then there is indeed no danger to his life.” Fan Luo said, “As long as the poisonous toxins detoxify for a while, nothing will happen.”
The imperial doctor also nodded on the side.
“Okay, imperial doctor, he will be under your care.” The emperor stood up, led the Teacher of the State to the hall, and said, “Help Zhen find out what the poison is.”
“Yes.” Fan Luo looked thoughtfully at the dishes on the table.
The emperor said intently: “It has been a long time since anyone poisoned me, and I wonder who has done it.”
“There is not much time before the foreign envoys are given audience. At this time, there must be no mistakes. Your Majesty, please be careful.”
The emperor nodded and said with a smile: “Thanks to you for sending me Xiaobao this time, if it weren’t for him, I would be the one poisoned now.”
“Your Majesty, this official dare not claim this meritorious service.” Fan Luo said mildly, “Xiaobao’ is a talent you discovered by yourself.”
“Haha, what you said is right, Zhen has indeed discovered him myself.” The emperor accepted the praise without humility at all.
He patted Fan Luo on the shoulder, and said kindly: “Teacher of the State, your merits are also indispensable. In two days, Zhen will give you a special gift.”
Fan Luo squinted at the emperor next to him, and for some reason he suddenly had a bad premonition.
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Sure enough, three days later, the emperor sent him a meticulously drawn picture book called——”The Book of Men’s Pleasure”.
Fan Luo’s face, which possessed both a righteous and wicked handsomeness, cracked for the first time…..
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Omg I love the emperor 🤣