After most of the people left, Chicken Nest Village suddenly seemed a bit empty. In a moment of rarity, Nie Bufan felt lost and depressed for several days. He ate less than three bowls of meat for each meal, and put on several catties of weight.

It wasn’t until the earth was covered with snow that his mood gradually improved, and he went to annoy his chickens every day.

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Soon he discovered a serious problem, the number of fighter chickens in Chicken Nest village had decreased! This was a situation that had never happened before. In view of the strange curse of the Chicken Nest Village, the unlucky animals passing by would all turn into chickens, so the number of chickens would only increase.

The growth rate of ordinary meat chickens was normal, but there were not enough fighter chickens. It was not anything surprising if one or two were missing, but dozens of them at a time was a little too weird.

“Zhang Third, do you know where my chickens went?” Nie Bufan rushed to find Zhang Junshi.

“Ah, where did they go?” Zhang Junshi was also at a loss.

“You also don’t know?” Nie Bufan said in distress, “I found that many chickens are missing, do you think they have been taken by traffickers?”

“No.” Zhang Junshi comforted, “They are very smart, how can they be taken by traffickers?” Who had the ability to kidnap and traffic them?

“Really?” Nie Bufan scratched his head and walked back to his room. At a glance, he saw Hero snoozing by the fire.

Nie Bufan walked over lightly and squeezed Hero’s comb and shook it vigorously.

“Ah! Murder, murder!” Hero let out a tragic, trembling screech.

“Hero, I want to ask you something.” Nie Bufan let go and sat by its side.

Hero glanced at him then turned around, ignoring him.

Nie Bufan turned it over again and continued: “I ask you, where are Gold and the others? Where did they go?”

“Don’t know.” Hero turned around again.

Nie Bufan once again turned it over and fixed it in place with his hands, “Lying is bad.”

“Tch.” Hero chuffed disdainfully.

“You are really getting more and more arrogant.” Nie Bufan pinched its beak and said fiercely, “Be careful I don’t stew you.”

Hero stretched out its claw and broke out of his fingers, saying angrily: “Hmph, you are not trustworthy, like Hero will listen to you.”

“Oh? Tell me, why am I not trustworthy?”

“You promised me that you would find me a dozen beauties.” Hero said in a shrill voice, “Now, where are the beauties?”

Nie Bufan was puzzled: “When did I agree?”

“You were tied up, I saved you, reward.”

Nie Bufan was even more confused. When was he tied up?

“Hmph, going back on your words is shameful!” Hero broke away from his hand, flapped its wings, and left the room half-flying half-bouncing.

Nie Bufan fell into deep thought, could he have ignored something important? His heart was like a window with several holes broken, leaking air everywhere.

Wang Fifth and Zhang Third also never answered him directly, and they would just throw him onto the bed if he asked too many questions.

Touching his chin, Nie Bufan had a strange expression on his face.

It was night, pleasured groans came from Zhang Junshi’s room, the two of them were currently rolling around on the bed.

When he was about to reach climax, Nie Bufan turned over and sat on Zhang Junshi. While rubbing lightly, he asked softly: “Zhang Third, does it feel good?”

“En…..Bufan, hurry up.” Zhang Junshi’s voice was low and hoarse, his eyes fiery.

“Don’t worry.” Nie Bufan raised his hips slightly, moved up and off it a little. He said, “Zhang Third, Wang Fifth said something to me the night before.”

“Oh? What did he say?” Zhang Junshi stretched out his hands to support Nie Bufan’s waist, trying to force him down.

But Nie Bufan held himself up with his legs on either side of him, hovering in midair and half on and half off that hard member, refusing to sit down.

“Bufan.” Zhang Junshi looked at him with eyes full of desire.

“Wait, let me talk about Wang Fifth first.”

Zhang Junshi sighed: “Do you have to mention another man on my bed?”

“It’s not just Wang Fifth, I want to mention several more men.” Nie Bufan put his hands on both sides of Zhang Junshi’s body and leaned down to look at him, his long hair falling on the other’s chest, his gaze affectionate and alluring.

Zhang Junshi paused and hesitated: “What are you talking about? Several men?”

“Yes, you, Wang Fifth, Li Fourth, Brother Shi, Huai Huai, Leader Wei…..”

“Wait, you remembered all of it?” Zhang Junshi blurted out.

Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes and said inexplicably, “Oh, what Wang Fifth said is true. They are all my men?”

“Wang Fifth told you?” Zhang Junshi frowned, but as he was about to think carefully, Nie Bufan suddenly sat down and wrapped his desire tightly within warm smooth walls.

“En…..” Zhang Junshi groaned pleasurably, his thoughts interrupted.

“He said a lot.” Nie Bufan panted while rocking his hips, “I just don’t know if I missed anything.”

“What do you think is missing?” Zhang Junshi’s eyes half closed, matching the other’s movements.

“I have forgotten a lot of things.” Nie Bufan stopped suddenly and muttered, “But the body still has memory.”

“The body has memory?” Zhang Junshi stared at him fixatedly, “What kind of memory is it?”

Then he suddenly turned over, pressed the other under his body, and thrusted in hard.

“Ngh…..”

“This kind of memory?” He lifted his leg and continued to attack.

“…..Ah…it’s too deep…..slow down…..” Nie Bufan felt that Zhang Junshi’s movements seemed a bit angry.

“Not enough, still not enough!” Different from the usual gentleness, Zhang Junshi became a bit wild at this time.

“Nnnaaa…..” Did he take the wrong drugs? He just mentioned a few names casually, and he hadn’t spoken the main point yet! But one thing was certain, the few people who left before really had a special relationship with him, and he had indeed lost a lot of memories.

Ah, how conflicted, how did he lose his memory? How did he provoke that bunch of men? Had his charm really reached the point of perfection?

Noticing Nie Bufan’s distraction, Zhang Junshi lowered his head and kissed him deeply and wetly.

There was only the sound of ambiguous slapping flesh in the room, accompanied by the beast-like harsh panting, and soon the both of them reached climax.

After the fierce battle, Zhang Junshi looked at Nie Bufan, who was sleeping in his arms, with a pensive look on his face.

This guy was obviously trying to tease words out of him before, and it was really cunning that he chose to look for his weaknesses in the middle of lovemaking.

Zhang Junshi smiled, and although he was a little jealous, he had already accepted his fate. Whether this guy had lost his memories or not, he was still not one to sit still and stay out of trouble, and maybe he would even continue to attract bees and butterflies one after another in the future. What he could do was to control the number of bees and butterflies as much as possible…..Ai, was there anything more sad in life than this?

Zhang Junshi was really indignant and he couldn’t help but stretch out his hand and pinch that sleeping face, scolding in a low voice: “Nie Bufan, if you dare to leave me, I will chop you into mince meat and feed it to the chickens!”

“Umm, is it time to feed the chickens…..” Nie Bufan mumbled unconsciously, “Zhang Third, go and feed the chickens…..”

Zhang Third rolled his eyes.

The next day, Nie Bufan ran around the village vigorously and full of energy, dragging along Tu Beng and starting to record the number of fighter chickens, and then sort the numbers into a roster.

There were at least 20 missing chickens, including several heavyweight fighter chickens, such as Gold, which have considerable fighting power.

As a result, Nie Bufan became more at ease. If the missing chickens were of a herbivorous species such as rabbits and deer, then he might have to worry about it. Since they were all carnivores, there was nothing to worry about. However, those unsuspecting people who encounter these scourges might need to count their blessings instead.

On the third night, Nie Bufan spent the night in Wang Shichan’s room. It seemed that he and Zhang Junshi had reached a certain tacit understanding, sharing him every other day, regardless of day and night…..Fortunately, Nie Bufan had a strong recovery ability and was not afraid of having his chrysanthemum poked, not to mention Zhang Third and Wang Fifth regularly helped him maintain it.

“Nothing to ask me?” Wang Shichan asked in a low voice in his ear.

“What?” 

“You asked Zhang Junshi the night before.” He slowly licked his earlobes, the fiery breath lingering behind and causing the other to tremble.

Nie Bufan tilted his head, and said innocently: “What did I ask him? It’s just some bedroom talk for fun.”

Wang Shichan’s mouth twitched a few times. Bedroom talk? Was there such a classification in this guy’s language? As for fun, it was already a blessing if he didn’t spoil the mood!

“You told Zhang Third that I told you a lot of things.” Wang Shichan was unmoved and directly brought up the subject.

“Oh.” Nie Bufan suddenly sighed in melancholy, and said, “You don’t know, I just mentioned your name, and he immediately turned into an animal.”

“Oh?”

“He told me not to mention another man’s name on his bed.” Nie Bufan said helplessly, “But, not only did I mention it, but also many more.”

“Who did you mention?” Wang Shichan asked in a casual tone.

“Everyone I know.” Nie Bufan chuckled slyly.

“Little slippery rascal.” Wang Shichan took a bite on his chest and then entered in one thrust before moving rhythmically.

“Ah…..ngh…..”

“Next time you want to know anything, just ask me directly.”

“You’ll tell me whatever I want to know?”

“I’ll tell you whatever I can.”

“…..Hmmph.”

“Open the door quickly, it’s time for the routine check!” Early in the morning, the divine doctor came to bang at the door.

Wang Shichan opened the door and let him in.

Nie Bufan was still lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt. “Divine Doctor, you have checked for so long, are there any results?”

“Heh heh, of course there is.” The divine doctor touched his beard, pretending to smile profoundly, “I found an amazing secret.”

“What secret?”

The divine doctor raised his chin, with a proud look of “beg me”.

Nie Bufan casted him a look of contempt, and said disdainfully: “What findings can you have? Or do you want to promote your craniotomy theory again?”

“Hey, don’t underestimate me.” The divine doctor was dissatisfied, “I have successfully opened the head of a boar and an elk.”

Nie Bufan stared at him silently.

“Fine, if you don’t, then you don’t.” The divine doctor’s hair stood on end from the other’s stare. He waved his hand and said, “Your pulse condition is gradually stabilizing, especially after you went to bed with your men.”

After a pause, he said again: “But there is one thing worth noting, which is that Wang Gongzi and Zhang Gongzi are not enough to let you be completely safe from a premature death. I suggest you find more men to absorb Yang energy.”

Absorb Yang energy? Did he take him for a spiritual demon? Nie Bufan continued to stare at him.

Wang Shichan was silent, secretly reciting the rebirth mantra. (TN: full name Amitabha Pure Land Rebirth Mantra)

“However, the discovery I’m talking about doesn’t refer to this.” The divine doctor suddenly showed a strange expression, and asked in a mysterious manner, “Do you want to know?”

“Nonsense, tell me already!”

The divine doctor glanced at Wang Shichan, then leaned into Nie Bufan’s ear and muttered a few words softly.

“What?” Nie Bufan glared at him with an incredulous face.

The divine doctor nodded and said deeply, “Trust me, I can’t be wrong.”

Nie Bufan also glanced at Wang Shichan and coughed: “Okay, I know, I will pay attention.”

After the divine doctor left, he asked carefully: “Wang Fifth, did you hear what the divine doctor said to me quietly?”

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“No.” Wang Shichan replied indifferently, but a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

“That’s good.” Nie Bufan laughed dryly a few times, and thought to himself, it seemed that he must pay attention to restraining the amount of lovemaking in the future.

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2 Comments on “Bird Dude Nie Bufan CH 103 Bedroom Talk

  1. 😃. Why are you being so secretive for??? I want to know too!!

    Thanks for the chappy~ 🥰

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