Nie Bufan’s current life was extremely pleasant, and the most common thing he did every day was to train chickens, collect eggs and play with the babies. Seeing the cute appearance of the little babies sleeping, he couldn’t help but feel his hands itching. He always liked to poke and prod with his fingers until it woke the babies, and then he would then be able to hear a period of earth-shattering crying.

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The dad gongs were furious, and what they now had to do every day was to prevent thieves and beasts, strictly forbidden on a certain someone from approaching the babies within ten feet of them while they were sleeping. However, a certain someone never took these words to heart, and stretched out his evil fingers whenever he had the opportunity.

However, he also sometimes manifested a father’s love. For example, he occasionally held Little A and pointed at the livestock in the village, saying arrogantly: “Son, you are the eldest son of Chicken Nest Village, and you will inherit this place from now on and replace me as the King of Chicken Nest Village. What do you think, isn’t it awesome?”

As soon as the words fell, Nie Bufan seemed to see a light of contempt flashing in the eyes of a certain baby. Immediately, he would then be quickly taken away by Wang Shichan.

“Bufan, we should just let him decide on his own future.” Inherit Chicken Nest Village? Please have mercy.

“If we don’t decide on the heir sooner, what if his younger brothers and sisters fight with him over it in the future?” Nie Bufan was worried about inexplicable things once again.

Wang Shichan had an exasperated expression: “They won’t, they will definitely get along and love each other, and they will never have conflict on the issue of inheriting Chicken Nest Village.”

“Really?” Nie Bufan hesitated for a moment, then smiled brightly, “Yes, after all how can the children raised by me, Nie Bufan, be lacking in any way?”

“…..” Wang Shichan calmly remained silent.

“Ah, it’s time for Little B to bask in the sunlight.” Nie Bufan ran into the house like a gust of wind. He believed that photosynthesis would help the growth of young saplings, so he would carry Little B out to bask in the sunlight every day. Wang Shichan saw that it was early autumn, so he didn’t stop it. If it was winter or summer, he definitely couldn’t let him do this.

After Wei Di left, Little B was also raised by Wang Shichan, with Tu Beng assisting. Leader Wei naturally would not be completely worry free. He originally sent a few nannies over, but they all escaped because they couldn’t stand the harmonious atmosphere of the army of animals in Chicken Nest Village.

“Move a bit.” Nie Bufan nudged the tiger lying dozing in the yard with his foot, and then put the cradle next to it.

The tiger stood up, roared a few times in dissatisfaction, then walked lazily to the cradle. It then put its tiger head into the cradle, its breaths blowing Little B’s hair up.

Little B giggled, reaching out and grabbing the tiger’s whiskers.

The tiger’s fur instantly stood on end, and it quickly ran backwards, grimacing in pain.

“Hahaha.” Little A clapped his hands and laughed, causing the tiger to glare over fiercely. But seeing his innocent and childish expression, it decided to ignore him, turning its head and walking away arrogantly.

Wang Shichan placed Little A on the carpet next to the cradle and said, “Don’t make trouble, get along with your sister.”

Little A glanced at his sister in the cradle, and then turned over on the carpet, showing his contempt for this sister with his butt.

Nie Bufan patted his little butt and scolded: “Little guy, actually daring to act so stuck up. In the future, all delicious food and drink will be given to your sister and not to you.”

Little A licked his lips, for a little monster that could only drink milk, what delicious food and drink were there?

Nie Bufan lifted him up and spoke with eyes to eyes, “Not allowed to throw a temper tantrum! Looking at your scorn filled expression that invites a good beating, I wonder why you haven’t inherited either my modesty or Wang Fifth’s grace?”

Wang Fifth looked up at the sky. Little A also looked up at the sky, but the degree in which he looked up at the sky was a little too big and it turned into an eye roll.

“Ya, you dare to roll your eyes!” Nie Bufan pinched his face with both hands and rubbed it.

Wang Shichan hurriedly came to the rescue, smoothing Nie Bufan’s ruffled feathers while comforting Little A who was currently brewing up a good cry.

The family of four, looking very warm and harmonious from a distance, caused Li Yi to be very envious and look forward to Nie Bufan giving birth to his child as well. But who understood the bitterness in Father Wang Fifth’s heart?

Soon, his wish was realized, and it was realized thoroughly——Nie Bufan gave birth to a pair of yellow eggs for him! One pregnancy and now he had both a son and a daughter.

Li Yile was crazy with happiness, and wanted nothing more than to tell the whole world of the good news. Even when kneading the dough it would somehow turn into twisted smiley faces.

However, this joy completely collapsed five days after he personally began to take care of the little monsters. He now deeply understood the hardship of caring for a baby, and sometimes he even felt an urge to shove them back into their eggs and recreate them.

Little C and Little D could be regarded as real demon babies. The older brother ate a lot and made a lot of fuss, grew fast and had great strength; the younger sister was as profound and shrewd as an old demon spirit who had cultivated for thousands of years, so quiet that she practically gave no sense of existence and when in a bad mood she liked to go on a cold war with people.

Li Yi was really exhausted. Zhang Junshi couldn’t watch any longer, and planned to go to the city to transport over a dozen nannies and nurses into the village, but Nie Bufan rejected this.

He said: “It’s easy for outsiders to have a bad influence on the children, so it is better to bring them up by ourselves.”

The gongs all fell silent: You are the only one who would have a bad influence on the children here!

Nie Bufan waved his hand and threw the little monsters into the wolf lair and sheep pen, letting them survive on their own.

Both wolves and sheep were the second generation of chickens specially cultivated by Nie Bufan in order to provide the children with food and playmates. Smart, agile, loyal, and easy to push down, they were practically a must-have companion for home and travel.

The dad gongs nervously watched their babies lying under the belly of the she-wolf drinking milk, for fear that the she-wolf would slap them to death if it suddenly got upset.

Fortunately, the milk drinking process went smoothly. The little monsters adapted well and fell asleep after drinking.

Nie Bufan leaned on the door, and said, “That’s how you’ll feed them in the future. You people really don’t know how to use resources. The animals in the village are full of love, gentle and meticulous, and they are all qualified nannies. Why didn’t you know to recruit their services earlier?”

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The gongs were speechless, who had such a high level and could order around those big bosses in the village like you?

In any case, the worries of the several big men raising babies have been temporarily resolved. In the harmonious Chicken Nest Village, they would definitely be able to thrive and grow up in harmony.

When E, F, G, H, I, J…..were born, born, born..…

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In the second year, Nie Bufan’s second egg was born. Unlike the first time which passed without any waves, this time almost all the gongs knew about it. Although he hid in the chicken coop ahead of time to make a nest, his miserable screams, which seemed to be those of one suffering from constipation, almost caused a landslide.

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The flocks of chickens all guarded outside the chicken coop, not allowing the anxious crowd of gongs into the nest.

Wang Shichan let out a light cough and said mildly: “Don’t worry, he is just giving birth.”

The rest of the people looked at him, and most of them did not respond. They just wondered what exactly was Nie Bufan “giving birth” to?

Wang Shichan said again: “To be more precise, he is giving birth to a child.”

Giving birth to a baby? A baby? A baby!

Everyone instantly felt that the earth was spinning and the sky was thundering.

Wang Shichan showed off the child in his arms and smiled: “See, this is my son.”

“No, wait, wasn’t he picked up from the woods?” Tai Bai asked in shock.

“No, he’s my biological son, Bufan gave birth to him for me.” Wang Shichan smiled particularly brightly, and the others immediately looked hostile.

“In other words, you knew about this a long time ago?” Li Yi’s voice was sinister.

“It’s you all who are too slow.”

As soon as the words fell, various hidden weapons rushed towards him.

Wang Shichan flashed away and disappeared gracefully.

At this moment, a loud baby cry came from inside the chicken coop.

The baby’s here! Everyone was so excited that they completely forgot to investigate the irrationality of men giving birth. Under the influence of a certain someone, their ability to accept the previously impossible had reached the realm of transcendence and sanctification.

Tai Bai suddenly asked, “Who is the father?”

Everyone’s expression stiffened, glanced at each other suspiciously, and then fell into contemplation. Ten months ago, who was the one who had sex with Bufan the most? It seemed that the number was about the same. Except for the guerrilla member Wei Di and the external member Tai Bai, Wang Shichan, Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, and Fan Luo divided the world into fourths, each with their own means, and with time intervals that were not all that long.

So, who could it be?

At this time, the divine doctor walked out holding the baby. The crowd of gongs flew over and surrounded him, staring at the little wrinkled face of the baby, trying to find evidence similar to them in facial features.

“These eyebrows look quite like mine.” Zhang Junshi pondered.

“Where does it look similar? There are barely any eyebrow hairs.” Li Yi retorted, and then his tone turned, “This expression has quite the similar charm of me back then.”

“Do you even remember what you looked like back then as an infant?” Zhang Junshi casted him a look of contempt.

The rest of the people also gathered closer to study the breed of the child.

The divine doctor watched the show for a long time before interrupting everyone’s discussion: “Village Head Nie said, this child’s father is Leader Wei.”

“What? Why?” Why did a person who only stayed for a few days every several months get to be the winner?

“What? Mine?” Wei Di tried to restrain his excitement, but the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably.

“Yes, the child’s yours.” The divine doctor nodded.

“Why so sure?” Wei Di confirmed again.

“This child has the same five-star birthmark as you on the butt.”

“…..”

Bathed in the envy and resentment of everyone, Wei Di laughed happily: “Hahahaha, this is ability, you can’t but accept the fact!”

Murderous auras rose from the surroundings, the flames of anger raging.

“Haha, my Wei family has an heir now!” Wei Di was so ecstatic that he couldn’t help himself.

“Uh, Leader Wei.”

“What?”

“This is a girl.”

“…..”

“Hahaha.” Tai Bai laughed loudly, “Congratulations, Leader Wei.”

Zhang Third and the others’ indignation were inexplicably balanced out. Each said “congratulations” and then walked inside to look at Bufan.

Wei Di held his daughter and snorted coldly, “What’s wrong with a daughter, none of you even have a single child!”

With his abilities, how difficult was it to have Bufan give birth to another child?

Everyone slowed down, and suddenly realized that a certain someone could give birth to children. How could this not make the men who had already prepared themselves to have no heirs crazy with excitement?

So, a battle for children officially kicked off.

After giving birth to his second egg baby, Nie Bufan was treated to emperor level care and service. He only needed to stretch out his arms to get dressed, open his mouth to be hand fed, and he had no need to bother about what to eat or drink as everything was prepared and ready. These days, the normally proud people who usually ignored any orders or bossing around were now obedient and docile, not even talking back once.

After recuperating for half a month, Nie Bufan gained a whole layer of fat, his whole person raised fat and sturdy, tender and delicious.

So, the eager gongs began to sharpen their knives and prepared to eat up.

However, while a pig could be eaten by many people together, a person, even if the chrysanthemum bloomed into a sunflower, could not bless everyone. Therefore, when the night was black and the wind was high, the gongs turned into beasts, kidnapping or deceiving, using every means they could.

Although Wang Shichan, who already had a son and was perfectly content, did not participate in the competition, Wei Di, Li Yi, and Fan Luo all possessed martial arts; Zhang Junshi was gentle on the outside but shrewd on the inside; and Tai Bai was also eager to add to the chaos. It all caused Nie Bufan to be unable to sleep peacefully even once.

Finally, Village Head Nie exploded: “Enough of you all! I, will, be, practicing contraception!”

This roar could be described as deafening and vigorous, instantly freezing the excitement of the gongs.

A certain Nie someone had done the calculations carefully. If he lay an egg for everyone, even if he did not rest and lay one each year, it would still take as long as his 30s. Normally pregnant women still have a vacancy period, and they give birth after one or two years of rest. So why must he keep giving birth like he was in a rush?

Damn them, give them some sunlight and they’ll just shine brightly. Did they take this Village Head to be a breeder pig?

All of you, go stand facing the wall and reflect on yourselves!

The gongs went to face the wall, but the determination to have children had already become their lifelong pursuit!

As long as a certain someone’s vitality remained, perhaps he might give birth until old age…..

Nie Bufan didn’t know his gong’s wretched thoughts, otherwise he would have immediately exploded. He was pleased with the effectiveness of his prestige, and walked around proudly and arrogantly.

Wang Shichan said to the other people: “The days ahead are long, why rush? I have a proposal. I wonder if you all are willing?”

“What proposal?”

“From now on, everyone’s turn with Bufan will be for two months at a time. If he does not get pregnant after two months, he must be handed over to another person. Those with no children get priority. Therefore, Leader Wei, you should come back to the fight in half a year.”

Wei Di had a sullen face, sitting on the bench with his daughter in his arms, but did not refute the proposal.

Wang Shichan’s proposal was passed unanimously very quickly.

At this time, Tai Bai’s weak voice sounded: “Brother Wang, am I counted as well?”

The five people and ten eyes all stared at him coldly.

Tai Bai bursted into tears immediately, the big brothers ate meat every day, yet they won’t even let him drink soup! Too cruel!

“In addition,” Wang Shichan added, “Leader Wei, you can’t take your child away for the time being, Bufan won’t be able to bear it. Later, when she grows up a bit more, she can decide where she wants to go. You can just visit her regularly.”

Wei Di frowned, his face full of dismay.

Wang Shichan smiled and said, “Bufan said that he hopes to see a team of little carrot heads running around the mountains and fields one day.”

Everyone had exasperated expressions and could not imagine what a frightening future that would be. If the little monsters all inherited Nie Bufan’s character, the world was probably not far from destruction.

Wei Di was a little frightened, and looked at his daughter with pity in his eyes. Afterwards, he gritted his teeth: “Okay, I’ll leave her here.”

At this moment, Nie Bufan’s energetic shout suddenly came from outside the house: “Wang Fifth, where have you been? Little A has been riding on a pig, won’t you hurry and bring him back?”

Little A was the nickname of Wang Fifth’s son, which was given by Nie Bufan. In order to save trouble, he had long ago decided to name the children A, B, C, D…..

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Therefore, Wei Di’s daughter was called “Little B”.

Alas, with such an irresponsible dad, it was really an eight lifetimes of misfortune.

However, children born to an oddball were also not in the category of normal people…..

AN: I am thinking, if the descendants of the most powerful families in the kingdom are all children of Nie Bufan, then…..

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“Zhang Third, do you feel as if there have been a lot of strange people around Chicken Nest Village recently?”

That was because Chicken Nest Village has become famous! Zhang Junshi did his calculations on the abacus and ignored him, just letting out a careless “en”.

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Nie Bufan held his chin, his eyes sparkling, and said, “Say, should I expand my business?”

“Expand what business?”

“The integration of accommodation, food, and entertainment, completely shaping our village into a beautiful resort with taste, interest and pursuit.” Nie Bufan announced with a look of longing, as if he was seeing countless copper coins flying towards him.

A village full of dilapidated houses, tables, chairs and bed cabinets that were full of traps, exactly how tasteful could such a village be?

Zhang Junshi stopped working and said to Nie Bufan earnestly: “Bufan, let go of those pitiful people.”

Nie Bufan squinted at him, and said with discontent: “What do you mean by that? You sound like I will do harm to them?”

Wouldn’t you? The people who stayed in your village either died without an intact corpse, or they were bent by your alluringness. Throwing you onto the battlefield would perhaps even lead to world peace!

Zhang Junshi straightened out his expression and put it another way: “If you think about it this way, once the village is opened to the outside world, there will be a large number of idle people flocking over. Taking care of their daily lives will require a lot of servants. You have to recruit people and with too many people, you have to spend energy in managing them as well as adjust the relationship between these outsiders and the chickens. If there is an accident, it might cause a big battle, which will only end in tragedy. Do you want to see such a scene?”

“Huh.” Nie Bufan leaned on the table, a battle between heaven and man raking place inside him.

Zhang Junshi patted his head and comforted: “If you are bored, then train some more fighter chickens. Recently, the combat power has been insufficient, so leave the moneymaking to me. I will take care of outside matters, and you can be in charge of inside affairs. In this way, what is there to worry about life without taste, interest, and pursuit?”

Nie Bufan considered it again and again, but in the end he reluctantly agreed.

Zhang Junshi was secretly relieved, it was fortunate he dismissed the idea in time. If he were to really rent out Chicken Nest Village residences, the consequences would be unimaginable. He had enough merit (gong), no need to continue to add more. What was more, this was their home with Bufan, so how could they tolerate other monsters and ghosts entering the inner chamber after stepping through the main room?

Time passed busily and full of joy, and soon it was the end of the year without knowing it. Li Yi rushed back to Chicken Nest Village the day before the New Year’s. Nie Bufan gave him a warm bear hug, and then stretched out his hand: “Happy New Year’s, hand over the red envelope. “

Li Yi dug into his pockets and handed him a bronze tablet.

“This is?”

“My identity token, it will be given to you from now on.”

Nie Bufan suddenly felt that colorful bubbles were filling up the whole world. He smiled so wide his face looked like a chrysanthemum and patted Li Yi’s shoulder, saying: “Li Fourth, don’t worry, after following me, in the future you will eat and drink deliciously, if I have a bed then we’ll sleep together and if I have pants then we’ll both wear it, I will definitely not treat you badly.”

“En.” Li Yi said calmly, “If you treat me wrongly, I will drag you into the coffin and we’ll sleep together forever.”

“It’s the New Year’s, can you say something auspicious?”

“Then, help me wash my back later.”

“…..”

The quiet mountain village, the snow-white earth, and the pace of the New Year’s moved lightly.

Zhang Junshi, Li Yi, and Wang Shichan accompanied Nie Bufan to make dumplings, stick red paper designs, stay up past midnight, set off firecrackers, enjoy moon watching, taste wine, tell stories, and then…..sleep together…..

Nie Bufan smiled extremely sweetly in his dream, and his whole body exuded the brilliance of happiness.

Two days later, Chicken Nest Village received New Year’s gifts from various parties, including Wei Di, Li Huai, Si Chenyu, Tai Bai, and the emperor.

Emperor Ming was very sinister, knowing that Nie Bufan raised a village full of chickens, he sent ten weasels, ten foxes, and ten bobcats in order to eat up his chickens. Unfortunately, he miscalculated!

“I was just worried about the lack of combat power in Chicken Nest Village, then the emperor sent these over. I am so grateful to his venerable old self!” Nie Bufan laughed loudly three times and greeted warmly as he opened the cages, “Welcome, welcome.”

The animals darted out of the cages, ran away like they were escaping for their lives, and then….. chicken transformed.

Nie Bufan’s delight did not stop here. The missing Gold finally came back, and it also brought back a little jumping tiger with black stripes on yellow fur with a circle of white fluff around its neck.

“This is…..your son?” Nie Bufan pinched the soft fur on the little tiger’s neck, the little tiger cub waving its limbs in the air in response.

Gold stood still calmly, glanced at the little tiger lightly, then left gracefully and walked towards his reserved nest.

Nie Bufan was shocked. He really didn’t expect his chicken could actually enlarge a big tiger’s belly! This world was too crazy! Was that white tiger still okay…..

In the following dozens of days, the chickens who went out returned to the village one after another, and brought back all kinds of animals, such as wild boars, wolves, bear cubs, owls, moles, peacocks, foxes, minks, etc. Chicken Nest Village all of a sudden became very lively.

These animals, even if they were all carnivorous, did not eat chickens. They coexisted magically and peacefully with the chickens in Chicken Nest Village.

After communicating with them for a few days, Nie Bufan picked a wild boar, a tortoise and a little monkey, and gave them to Wang Shichan together, and said: “They will be raised by you in the future.”

Wang Shichan looked at the wild boar rolling in the mud and asked, “Why give them to me?”

“They are your disciples, Wukong, Bajie, Sha Wujing.” Nie Bufan pointed them out with their respective names. (TN: a monkey, pig and fish spirit respectively from the Journey to the West, they were disciples to Tang Seng, a Buddhist monk)

“Why do I have to accept a pig, a monkey, and a tortoise as disciples?”

“Wang Fifth, believe me, they all have wisdom roots and will protect you.” Nie Bufan said sincerely, “There will be benefits to reciting scriptures to them every day.”

“…..” Sometimes, he really didn’t know how this guy’s head was structured!

Afterwards, Nie Bufan gave Zhang Junshi a rather dumb wild cat, in the name of: “Lucky Cat.” (TN: maneki-neko or “lucky cat”, Japanese figurine cat usually found at the entrance of shops, restaurants etc, believed to bring good fortune)

What he gifted Li Yi was a bat. Both of them were very similar no matter personality or dressing style. There were no better partners to be friends with than these two.

Since the return of these animals, the idlers who used to hang around Chicken Nest Village disappeared, and Chicken Nest Village had become a secluded place where idlers were exempted from entering.

When the flowers were blooming and spring arrived, Tai Bai came to Chicken Nest Village with large and small luggage bags, intending to live permanently. He had persuaded his father to establish a trade relationship with Chicken Nest Village and was responsible for promoting “chicken pets” that would be sold at home and abroad. However, this required the buyer to personally come to Chicken Nest Village to let the chickens pick them. That’s right, the chickens would be doing the picking. If there was no chicken that took a liking to you, then this sale would not be made.

Today’s Chicken Nest Village was no longer a run-down mountain village that was unknown to the world. Since Gold defeated the tiger back when the Xitu Kingdom’s envoys visited, the fame of the chickens in the Ming Kingdom had spread all over the surrounding countries through foreign envoys. There was an endless stream of people coming to the Ming Kingdom to buy chickens. However, most of them could only buy counterfeit chickens as the chickens in Chicken Nest Village were only open to a few people.

And Tai Bai, not long afterwards, also officially became a well-known “Chicken Young Master”. It was just that in the battle for Nie Bufan, his victory still remained at zero.

Fan Luo also returned to Chicken Nest Village, letting go of all his burdens, and building a wine cellar on the edge of Chicken Nest Village to have a few drinks in his leisure time. Once new wine was brewed, Zhang Junshi would be responsible for its promotion. The jars of fine wine found in the Duobao Sage’s treasure trove were all embezzled by Nie Bufan. And after Fan Luo tasted it, he managed to successfully brew several kinds among the stash, and used this to hook up with Nie Bufan several times.

Nie Bufan also gradually accepted his existence and drew him into his own circle.

Most of the gongs who were “tainted” by Nie Bufan recognized the existence of other gongs, except Wei Di. Wei Di still wanted to monopolize a certain someone, and although he missed the other, he disdained sharing his lover with others.

He said: “If what I get is not wholehearted, I would rather not have it.”

However, when he saw Nie Bufan’s smiling face, these words were immediately thrown out of the window.

After domineeringly sleeping with the other for one night, he said: “If I can’t get even a part of the other’s heart, do I still have the face to be this martial arts leader?”

This was the difference between before and after love…..

Spring passed, and Nie Bufan became lazy. He felt uncomfortable if he didn’t sleep for six or seven hours a day. In addition, he had a huge appetite and his temper also rose.

The several gongs felt uneasy, but the divine doctor said, “It’s a normal phenomenon.”

A normal phenomenon? What was so normal about it?

“Maybe he is pregnant,” said the divine doctor mysteriously.

Pregnant? It was not like Bufan was a woman. And it’s been a few months, and except for getting a little fatter, his belly was not big at all. Was this testing their common sense?

No one believed what the divine doctor said.

However, one morning a few months later, Nie Bufan suddenly carried a package to the back mountain quietly and subtly.

After making sure that there was no one around, he opened the package, revealing the bright white egg inside, the size of a soup bowl. Its surface was warm, and vibration could be felt coming from inside it.

After a while, the egg shell cracked, and a pink foot emerged from the crack.

“This is…..” Nie Bufan widened his eyes as he looked at the baby gradually breaking out of the shell, and muttered, “I say, no wonder my chrysanthemum kept convulsing like crazy, I didn’t expect it to lay an egg!”

He picked up the child in the eggshell, gently held it with both hands, listening to his energetic wailing. He suddenly felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart.

The surrounding chickens raised their heads and let out crows together, seeming to welcome the arrival of this little life.

Nie Bufan carefully wrapped the child in a blanket, and suddenly thought of a question: Exactly who was the father of this child…..

He took the child back, and immediately attracted crowds of onlookers.

His face remained unchanged as he said, “This baby boy was picked up in the woods just now. I decided to adopt it. Who of you wants to be his father?”

Wang Shichan came over and looked at the child, then said calmly: “Leave it to me.”

Nie Bufan was surprised. He didn’t expect that Wang Shichan, who had always been aloof and indifferent, would take on this job.

Wang Shichan held the child with a smile on his lips. Perhaps even Nie Bufan could not be sure, but he knew very well that Bufan’s first child was definitely his!

The rest of the people had no suspicions about his claim of having picked up the child. After all, such a thing as a man giving birth was unheard of, and it was beyond their common knowledge.

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However, this secret was finally made public when Nie Bufan laid an egg for the second time.

At that time, one could imagine what kind of fierce battle would follow…..

TN: lmao! The long awaited egg babies😂

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Si Chenyu and the others returned to Yan Shun with the treasures, which immediately aroused the attention and heated discussion of all parties. After viewing the treasures, Emperor Ming summoned painters and selected nearly a hundred rare treasures to be drawn into paintings, displayed publicly, and shared with the people.

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According to the previous agreement, the treasures were divided into five shares, and everyone who held the key could get a share. This included the royal family, the Li family, the Shen family, the Wang family, and the Duobao Sage’s descendant.

As for the four families getting a share, everyone had known about it for a long time, and it was not surprising. What was truly amazing was the heir of the Duobao Sage who seemed to have emerged out of thin air. His identity was not a secret in the upper echelon, but there were few rumors among the common people. Until Emperor Ming told the world, everyone suddenly discovered that there was such a character.

Sharing the treasures with the four great families, just what glory and honor was this? The identity of this heir soon became known throughout the world with this announcement. As the head of a small mountain village in a remote mountainous area, the disparity in his status and the huge wealth he obtained as well as the glory of being equal to the four great families also became something the people liked to chat about.

But, what really made him famous did not stop here.

“Wei Xiaobao, Nie Bufan, descendant of the Duobao Sage.” Emperor Ming gritted his teeth in the palace. Before Fan Luo returned to the capital, he had already found out the identity of Wei Xiaobao, who was really Nie Bufan, the village head of Chicken Nest Village and the descendant of Duobao Sage.

This guy not only used a pseudonym to deceive him, the emperor, but also dared to steal his imperial order and run off. It was really unforgivable!

What made him even more angry was that Fan Luo bluntly conveyed his confession, practically the picture of an infatuated man willing to accept any punishment in order to be with the guy for a lifetime, causing him to not even have a sense of accomplishment in beating him.

“Hmmph, you want to be with him forever? Then you must see if I agree with you!” Emperor Ming ordered: “Qian gonggong, immediately send someone to summon Nie Bufan, the village head of Chicken Nest Village, to come to the capital! Within ten days, I want to see him before me!”

When Fan Luo heard this, he flashed a wickedly charming smile to Emperor Ming.

Emperor Ming got goosebumps at the sight, a bad feeling sprouting in his heart.

Qian gonggong took the order and handed the imperial decree to a eunuch who would be setting off immediately.

However, this eunuch never imagined that a simple and easy journey to deliver the imperial decree would turn out to be a brutal and inhuman tragedy. As soon as he left the city, he was spotted by people from several families. In the following days, various “accidents” followed one after another, pickpockets, bandits, horses going out of control, boats sinking, lawsuits and conflicts…..It was simply one hard and painful life experience.

The original journey of two or three days actually took him more than half a month, which far exceeded the time limit given by Emperor Ming.

When he finally arrived at Chicken Nest Village alive, he was already thinner than a cauliflower, and as emaciated as moldy bread.

Tremblingly, he handed over the imperial decree and then exhausting all his remaining strength, he declared: “Chicken, Chicken Nest Village, Village Head Nie, Nie Bufan accept the decree, the emperor orders you to, to immediately enter the capital for an audience…..”

As soon as the voice fell, the person immediately keeled over with a “thump”.

Nie Bufan touched the “corpse” on the ground with his foot.

Zhang Junshi said: “He’s not dead, he’s just exhausted and fainted.”

“Oh.” He opened the imperial edict and looked at it, then turned his head and asked, “Why would the emperor summon me?”

“Probably to distribute the treasures of the Duobao Sage.” Wang Shichan’s eyes glimpsed the content of the imperial edict, the words fierce but not lacking in literary airs, and there was also a hint of warning.

“I have to get the treasures by myself?” Nie Bufan looked unhappy. He liked money, but this like was limited to money that could be obtained just by reaching out his hand. He would rather give up on it if he had to travel the long distances to the capital to get it. And looking at the miserable appearance of this eunuch, don’t know how much hardship he had suffered along the way? Maybe the journey to the capital was extremely dangerous and difficult, so he would rather not put himself through that.

Besides, his chickens had taken a lot of good things from the cave long ago, hiding them in every corner of Chicken Nest Village. If one day he became fed up with poverty, he would just take out a few to sell, and still live a comfortable and unrestrained life.

“Wang Fifth, you help me write a letter of rejection, saying that I voluntarily give up those treasures and let the emperor convert it to money to fund the widows and orphans across the country!” Nie Bufan threw the imperial decree to Wang Shichan casually.

Wang Shichan gave him a deep look and said, “My handwriting is easy to be recognized so it is not convenient for me to write it. Let Jun Shi write it for you.”

Zhang Junshi smiled and nodded, giving up such a large amount of wealth so easily, his magnanimity was really not comparable to ordinary people.

The next day, when the eunuch that woke up learned that Nie Bufan was unwilling to be summoned to the capital, his whole person was about to collapse, weeping bitterly as he held the letter Wang Shichan handed him.

Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder, and comforted: “Don’t be sad, believe me, if the emperor receives this letter, he will not be angry, but will reward you instead.”

“Really?” The eunuch sobbed.

“Of course, you can go back without any worries!” Nie Bufan looked sincere.

Wang Shichan and Zhang Junshi looked at the eunuch who seemed to be comforted, and their faces both showed sympathy.

Speaking of Emperor Ming. Since the eunuch set off, his mood changed day by day. Although he was as solemn and dignified as ever when dealing with state affairs, he became irritable when he returned to the harem. The eunuch had left a long time ago but there was still no news even after half a month. He nearly had no more patience left and almost sent the imperial guards to bring the person over.

At this moment, the eunuch who went to pass the decree came back, but he didn’t bring back the person he wanted to see. There was only a polite letter that showed the writer’s elegant demeanor.

Emperor Ming stared at the content of the letter, his fingers trembling slightly, and then he suddenly wadded the letter into a ball, and threw the letter at the eunuch, furious: “Zhen asked you to bring the person into the palace. Yet you delayed for dozens of days only to bring me back this?”

The eunuch was scared into curling up like dried shrimp, trembling non-stop.

“Speak, are you tired of living!”

“Your Majesty, please spare my life, spare my life! This slave has done his best!” The eunuch cried tragically.

Emperor Ming eased his breathing and recalled the content of the letter. It was obviously impossible to have come from Nie Bufan’s hand. He knew exactly what kind of poor habits that person had. But what did surprise him was that he would give up that wealth without hesitation.

“Zhen will give you a chance to redeem yourself.” Emperor Ming said to the eunuch responsible for passing the decree, “You will go pass the decree again, and this time you must bring him back for Zhen.”

“Your Majesty, spare me!” The eunuch fell on the ground, “this slave begs Your Majesty to spare me, and send someone else to pass the decree!”

“Hmmph, then you can just leave your head behind, and you don’t have to go anywhere anymore.”

“Your Majesty, this slave shall complete the task with determination!”

“Very well, this time I will send with you a team of people to escort you to Chicken Nest Village. If necessary, you can have him tied up in order to be brought back.”

“Yes, this slave takes the order.”

The eunuch retreated, and Emperor Ming rubbed his chin, lost in thought. He was faintly aware that many people seemed to be secretly protecting that daring and audacious guy.

Wang, Li, Shen, Wei. Emperor Ming wrote a few words with a brush, thought for a moment, and then wrote “Heaven Divining Palace” on the paper.

“Heh.” He snorted and murmured, “You’re quite likeable, huh. Saying you don’t want the treasure just like that, fine, Zhen will grant you your wish.”

Three days later, Emperor Ming issued a notice that Nie Bufan, the heir of Duobao Sage, donated all the treasures in his share to the national treasury as a donation for the poor, worth about 105,200 taels of silver.

As soon as this news came out, it immediately shocked the world.

One hundred and five thousand taels, such a staggering sum of money, yet giving it up without blinking. What kind of heroic figure was this Duobao Sage heir?

Soon after, the news that he repeatedly rejected the summons of Emperor Ming spread like wildfire. Three consecutive summons, all returned without success. Emperor Ming was very vexed, but couldn’t blatantly send people to capture and bring him over as the whole world was watching. If he did this, he would definitely be criticized by literati and righteous scholars.

In order to get Nie Bufan into the palace, he even secretly sent an expert master to steal him, but without exception, all of them failed. Listening to those who reported back, the Chicken Nest Village where Nie Bufan was located had security comparable to that of the imperial palace, and its combat power was equivalent to a whole army…..

Emperor Ming was very depressed, he had never thought that it would be so difficult to capture him back. He finally understood why Fan Luo showed such a weird smile when he sent people to summon Nie Bufan into the palace. It turned out that he had known that this would be the result a long time ago.

Emperor Ming gritted his teeth and with nowhere to vent, he could only transfer all his anger to the ministers and work them to death.

Similar to the dire straits in the imperial palace, the Li family was also experiencing a catastrophe——the Li family’s eldest son, Li Yi and his father had a falling out. The reason was that Li Gongzi fell in love with a man and wanted to give up his family inheritance and spend the rest of his life with the other.

Father Li was furious, he sealed the news and had him on house arrest. But he obviously couldn’t keep him locked up, not only because of Li Yi’s martial arts, but also because of Li Huai’s secret help.

He was locked in the day before, but walked out the next day unharmed. Li Yi did not flee, but showed up in front of father Li every day instead.

During mealtimes, he would say expressionlessly: “Father, I want to spend the rest of my life with that man, so please let me.”

While reading, he stood in the room like a wooden stump and said: “Father, I want to spend the rest of my life with that man, so please let me.”

While going to the toilet, he stood outside the door firmly and said: “Father, I want to spend the rest of my life with that man, please let me.”

While taking a bath, he held the toiletries and said while looking straight ahead, “Father, I want to spend the rest of my life with that man, please let me.”

While sleeping, he would say in the darkness, “Father, I want to spend the rest of my life with that man, please let me.”

“Ah——” After half a month, Father Li finally collapsed!

“Go! I allow it, I allow it!”

Please, I beg you to piss off already!

Li Yi smiled, his original cold expression softening, and he said sincerely: “Father, thank you for your permission, for your kindness in raising and nurturing me, this son will repay you in the next life.”

“Don’t repay, don’t repay anymore.” Father Li waved his hand feebly, and said with exhaustion, “I only hope that you will stay away from me in the next life and the next life after that. I want to live a few more years.”

Li Yi bowed, bowed deeply to Father Li, and left.

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“Ai, Huai’er, the Li family will rely on you in the future.” Father Li patted Li Huai on the shoulder.

Li Huai looked at Li Yi’s leaving back, eyes full of envy, but his tone was very solemn: “Father, this child will not let you down.”

AN: Li Yi has learned the Nie-style shamelessness, and it indeed has a miraculous effect.

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After most of the people left, Chicken Nest Village suddenly seemed a bit empty. In a moment of rarity, Nie Bufan felt lost and depressed for several days. He ate less than three bowls of meat for each meal, and put on several catties of weight.

It wasn’t until the earth was covered with snow that his mood gradually improved, and he went to annoy his chickens every day.

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Soon he discovered a serious problem, the number of fighter chickens in Chicken Nest village had decreased! This was a situation that had never happened before. In view of the strange curse of the Chicken Nest Village, the unlucky animals passing by would all turn into chickens, so the number of chickens would only increase.

The growth rate of ordinary meat chickens was normal, but there were not enough fighter chickens. It was not anything surprising if one or two were missing, but dozens of them at a time was a little too weird.

“Zhang Third, do you know where my chickens went?” Nie Bufan rushed to find Zhang Junshi.

“Ah, where did they go?” Zhang Junshi was also at a loss.

“You also don’t know?” Nie Bufan said in distress, “I found that many chickens are missing, do you think they have been taken by traffickers?”

“No.” Zhang Junshi comforted, “They are very smart, how can they be taken by traffickers?” Who had the ability to kidnap and traffic them?

“Really?” Nie Bufan scratched his head and walked back to his room. At a glance, he saw Hero snoozing by the fire.

Nie Bufan walked over lightly and squeezed Hero’s comb and shook it vigorously.

“Ah! Murder, murder!” Hero let out a tragic, trembling screech.

“Hero, I want to ask you something.” Nie Bufan let go and sat by its side.

Hero glanced at him then turned around, ignoring him.

Nie Bufan turned it over again and continued: “I ask you, where are Gold and the others? Where did they go?”

“Don’t know.” Hero turned around again.

Nie Bufan once again turned it over and fixed it in place with his hands, “Lying is bad.”

“Tch.” Hero chuffed disdainfully.

“You are really getting more and more arrogant.” Nie Bufan pinched its beak and said fiercely, “Be careful I don’t stew you.”

Hero stretched out its claw and broke out of his fingers, saying angrily: “Hmph, you are not trustworthy, like Hero will listen to you.”

“Oh? Tell me, why am I not trustworthy?”

“You promised me that you would find me a dozen beauties.” Hero said in a shrill voice, “Now, where are the beauties?”

Nie Bufan was puzzled: “When did I agree?”

“You were tied up, I saved you, reward.”

Nie Bufan was even more confused. When was he tied up?

“Hmph, going back on your words is shameful!” Hero broke away from his hand, flapped its wings, and left the room half-flying half-bouncing.

Nie Bufan fell into deep thought, could he have ignored something important? His heart was like a window with several holes broken, leaking air everywhere.

Wang Fifth and Zhang Third also never answered him directly, and they would just throw him onto the bed if he asked too many questions.

Touching his chin, Nie Bufan had a strange expression on his face.

It was night, pleasured groans came from Zhang Junshi’s room, the two of them were currently rolling around on the bed.

When he was about to reach climax, Nie Bufan turned over and sat on Zhang Junshi. While rubbing lightly, he asked softly: “Zhang Third, does it feel good?”

“En…..Bufan, hurry up.” Zhang Junshi’s voice was low and hoarse, his eyes fiery.

“Don’t worry.” Nie Bufan raised his hips slightly, moved up and off it a little. He said, “Zhang Third, Wang Fifth said something to me the night before.”

“Oh? What did he say?” Zhang Junshi stretched out his hands to support Nie Bufan’s waist, trying to force him down.

But Nie Bufan held himself up with his legs on either side of him, hovering in midair and half on and half off that hard member, refusing to sit down.

“Bufan.” Zhang Junshi looked at him with eyes full of desire.

“Wait, let me talk about Wang Fifth first.”

Zhang Junshi sighed: “Do you have to mention another man on my bed?”

“It’s not just Wang Fifth, I want to mention several more men.” Nie Bufan put his hands on both sides of Zhang Junshi’s body and leaned down to look at him, his long hair falling on the other’s chest, his gaze affectionate and alluring.

Zhang Junshi paused and hesitated: “What are you talking about? Several men?”

“Yes, you, Wang Fifth, Li Fourth, Brother Shi, Huai Huai, Leader Wei…..”

“Wait, you remembered all of it?” Zhang Junshi blurted out.

Nie Bufan narrowed his eyes and said inexplicably, “Oh, what Wang Fifth said is true. They are all my men?”

“Wang Fifth told you?” Zhang Junshi frowned, but as he was about to think carefully, Nie Bufan suddenly sat down and wrapped his desire tightly within warm smooth walls.

“En…..” Zhang Junshi groaned pleasurably, his thoughts interrupted.

“He said a lot.” Nie Bufan panted while rocking his hips, “I just don’t know if I missed anything.”

“What do you think is missing?” Zhang Junshi’s eyes half closed, matching the other’s movements.

“I have forgotten a lot of things.” Nie Bufan stopped suddenly and muttered, “But the body still has memory.”

“The body has memory?” Zhang Junshi stared at him fixatedly, “What kind of memory is it?”

Then he suddenly turned over, pressed the other under his body, and thrusted in hard.

“Ngh…..”

“This kind of memory?” He lifted his leg and continued to attack.

“…..Ah…it’s too deep…..slow down…..” Nie Bufan felt that Zhang Junshi’s movements seemed a bit angry.

“Not enough, still not enough!” Different from the usual gentleness, Zhang Junshi became a bit wild at this time.

“Nnnaaa…..” Did he take the wrong drugs? He just mentioned a few names casually, and he hadn’t spoken the main point yet! But one thing was certain, the few people who left before really had a special relationship with him, and he had indeed lost a lot of memories.

Ah, how conflicted, how did he lose his memory? How did he provoke that bunch of men? Had his charm really reached the point of perfection?

Noticing Nie Bufan’s distraction, Zhang Junshi lowered his head and kissed him deeply and wetly.

There was only the sound of ambiguous slapping flesh in the room, accompanied by the beast-like harsh panting, and soon the both of them reached climax.

After the fierce battle, Zhang Junshi looked at Nie Bufan, who was sleeping in his arms, with a pensive look on his face.

This guy was obviously trying to tease words out of him before, and it was really cunning that he chose to look for his weaknesses in the middle of lovemaking.

Zhang Junshi smiled, and although he was a little jealous, he had already accepted his fate. Whether this guy had lost his memories or not, he was still not one to sit still and stay out of trouble, and maybe he would even continue to attract bees and butterflies one after another in the future. What he could do was to control the number of bees and butterflies as much as possible…..Ai, was there anything more sad in life than this?

Zhang Junshi was really indignant and he couldn’t help but stretch out his hand and pinch that sleeping face, scolding in a low voice: “Nie Bufan, if you dare to leave me, I will chop you into mince meat and feed it to the chickens!”

“Umm, is it time to feed the chickens…..” Nie Bufan mumbled unconsciously, “Zhang Third, go and feed the chickens…..”

Zhang Third rolled his eyes.

The next day, Nie Bufan ran around the village vigorously and full of energy, dragging along Tu Beng and starting to record the number of fighter chickens, and then sort the numbers into a roster.

There were at least 20 missing chickens, including several heavyweight fighter chickens, such as Gold, which have considerable fighting power.

As a result, Nie Bufan became more at ease. If the missing chickens were of a herbivorous species such as rabbits and deer, then he might have to worry about it. Since they were all carnivores, there was nothing to worry about. However, those unsuspecting people who encounter these scourges might need to count their blessings instead.

On the third night, Nie Bufan spent the night in Wang Shichan’s room. It seemed that he and Zhang Junshi had reached a certain tacit understanding, sharing him every other day, regardless of day and night…..Fortunately, Nie Bufan had a strong recovery ability and was not afraid of having his chrysanthemum poked, not to mention Zhang Third and Wang Fifth regularly helped him maintain it.

“Nothing to ask me?” Wang Shichan asked in a low voice in his ear.

“What?” 

“You asked Zhang Junshi the night before.” He slowly licked his earlobes, the fiery breath lingering behind and causing the other to tremble.

Nie Bufan tilted his head, and said innocently: “What did I ask him? It’s just some bedroom talk for fun.”

Wang Shichan’s mouth twitched a few times. Bedroom talk? Was there such a classification in this guy’s language? As for fun, it was already a blessing if he didn’t spoil the mood!

“You told Zhang Third that I told you a lot of things.” Wang Shichan was unmoved and directly brought up the subject.

“Oh.” Nie Bufan suddenly sighed in melancholy, and said, “You don’t know, I just mentioned your name, and he immediately turned into an animal.”

“Oh?”

“He told me not to mention another man’s name on his bed.” Nie Bufan said helplessly, “But, not only did I mention it, but also many more.”

“Who did you mention?” Wang Shichan asked in a casual tone.

“Everyone I know.” Nie Bufan chuckled slyly.

“Little slippery rascal.” Wang Shichan took a bite on his chest and then entered in one thrust before moving rhythmically.

“Ah…..ngh…..”

“Next time you want to know anything, just ask me directly.”

“You’ll tell me whatever I want to know?”

“I’ll tell you whatever I can.”

“…..Hmmph.”

“Open the door quickly, it’s time for the routine check!” Early in the morning, the divine doctor came to bang at the door.

Wang Shichan opened the door and let him in.

Nie Bufan was still lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt. “Divine Doctor, you have checked for so long, are there any results?”

“Heh heh, of course there is.” The divine doctor touched his beard, pretending to smile profoundly, “I found an amazing secret.”

“What secret?”

The divine doctor raised his chin, with a proud look of “beg me”.

Nie Bufan casted him a look of contempt, and said disdainfully: “What findings can you have? Or do you want to promote your craniotomy theory again?”

“Hey, don’t underestimate me.” The divine doctor was dissatisfied, “I have successfully opened the head of a boar and an elk.”

Nie Bufan stared at him silently.

“Fine, if you don’t, then you don’t.” The divine doctor’s hair stood on end from the other’s stare. He waved his hand and said, “Your pulse condition is gradually stabilizing, especially after you went to bed with your men.”

After a pause, he said again: “But there is one thing worth noting, which is that Wang Gongzi and Zhang Gongzi are not enough to let you be completely safe from a premature death. I suggest you find more men to absorb Yang energy.”

Absorb Yang energy? Did he take him for a spiritual demon? Nie Bufan continued to stare at him.

Wang Shichan was silent, secretly reciting the rebirth mantra. (TN: full name Amitabha Pure Land Rebirth Mantra)

“However, the discovery I’m talking about doesn’t refer to this.” The divine doctor suddenly showed a strange expression, and asked in a mysterious manner, “Do you want to know?”

“Nonsense, tell me already!”

The divine doctor glanced at Wang Shichan, then leaned into Nie Bufan’s ear and muttered a few words softly.

“What?” Nie Bufan glared at him with an incredulous face.

The divine doctor nodded and said deeply, “Trust me, I can’t be wrong.”

Nie Bufan also glanced at Wang Shichan and coughed: “Okay, I know, I will pay attention.”

After the divine doctor left, he asked carefully: “Wang Fifth, did you hear what the divine doctor said to me quietly?”

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“No.” Wang Shichan replied indifferently, but a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

“That’s good.” Nie Bufan laughed dryly a few times, and thought to himself, it seemed that he must pay attention to restraining the amount of lovemaking in the future.

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Nie Bufan was taken screaming all the way to a small wooden house.

“We’re here.” Li Yi put him on the bed.

“Where is this?” Nie Bufan became calm when he saw that he had already entered the den of thieves.

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Li Yi didn’t speak, just stared at him steadily.

“What are you looking at?” Nie Bufan straightened his back and said strongly, “I won’t submit no matter how much you look at me!”

It was a pity that in this dark place, his look of righteousness didn’t have the slightest deterrent effect.

“Bufan, do you know who your first man was?” Li Yi asked.

“Wang Fifth.” Nie Bufan answered without hesitation.

Li Yi’s face immediately went as gloomy as the lighting in the room.

He gritted his teeth and said: “You have amnesia now, so I forgive you.”

“What’s there to forgive? Are you really sure that I have amnesia?” Nie Bufan frowned and said, “I think I have remembered everything I should remember.”

“What do you mean by remembering everything you should remember?” Li Yi growled, “You have forgotten all the important things!”

He forgot about him, forgot about their encounters, forgot the bits and pieces of their lives together, and forgot his feelings for him.

Nie Bufan felt his fluctuating emotions and couldn’t help but step forward and pat him on the shoulder while comforting: “It’s okay, I have no other strengths, but I am definitely a person who acknowledges mistakes can be corrected, and is willing to be taught with an open mind. If I really forgot something, just say it and see if it can stimulate my memory and cause me to remember it.”

Daring to say “acknowledges mistakes can be corrected, and willing to be taught with an open mind”? I will thank God if you could just lie flat obediently.

“Don’t worry, I will remind you of it all.” Li Yi pressed him down on the bed, and skillfully helped him undress.

Nie Bufan struggled and said, “This can’t be done. I am a man of integrity. Although Wang Fifth is heartless, I still decide to remain loyal to him.”

“Loyal my ass!” Li Yi snorted coldly, “When I was your man, who even knows which corner reciting scriptures he was in!”

What was more, even if people all over the world had a thing like integrity, you, Nie Bufan, would not have it!

Nie Bufan’s upper half and lower half both became bare and naked, and only a few pieces of clothing were left hanging on his waist.

Li Yi pulled his own clothes while kissing the other. When he he was trying to take off his pants, Nie Bufan desperately held onto his pants, preventing him from taking out his murder weapon.

Li Yi used one hand to imprison his hands, and then used the other hand to continue pulling. So Nie Bufan hooked his feet under his waistband instead. But when his feet were also restricted, he could only watch the murder weapon eagerly pop out.

“Li, Li Fourth, let’s have a discussion?” Nie Bufan said tremblingly.

“On the bed, there is no room for discussion.” A smile appeared on the corner of Li Yi’s mouth, remembering the first time he had enjoyed making love with him.

“No, you see, I just did it with Wang Fifth just now, and now I am immediately doing it with you…..mmph…..”

Li Yi blocked his mouth and did not give him a chance to continue. Experience told him that letting a certain someone’s mouth run was to invite abuse for himself.

“Bufan, I’m going in…..” Li Yi said softly in his ear.

“Wait, wait, I’m not ready yet, let me brew some emotions…..ah!”

“It seems,” Li Yi said hoarsely, “There is no time for you to brew.”

“Ngh…..en…..”

“Bufan, I will never let you forget me, I want you to remember me for the rest of this life.” Li Yi moved vigorously, his tone firm.

“Isn’t a lifetime too long?” Nie Bufan gasped, “Why don’t you give a discount? How about half a lifetime? This way you still have a chance to marry and have a biological child.”

“Long-winded!” Li Yi snorted coldly, “Unless you can give birth, don’t tell me anything about marrying and having a child.”

“Are you sure? You don’t want a beautiful wife or an adorable child?”

“You are my wife, and your chickens are my children.”

Nie Bufan was silent for a while, seeming to be a little touched, before murmuring: “My chickens are your children? Isn’t that a bit too many children?”

“You can shut up.” Li Yi turned him over and thrusted fiercely with more strength.

“Lighter! Have you eaten too much chicken poop?”

Li Yi smiled and said, “Bufan, do you remember how you dealt with me the first time?”

“Why, how did I deal with you?” Nie Bufan’s consciousness was a little hazy, and his body temperature was becoming increasingly heated.

“You said…..” Li Yi whispered in his ear, “…..that you want to squeeze me to death.”

“…..What a great idea.”

“I think so too. So, come and squeeze tighter…..”

“Ngh…..”

The night was long and without sleep.

On the other side, Wang Shichan packed up and returned to the village, and was immediately intercepted by Wei Di and the others.

Without waiting for them to question, Wang Shichan first opened his mouth and said: “It just so happens that I have something to say to you all, come with me.”

After finishing speaking, he walked slowly into Nie Bufan’s house.

Wei Di’s eyes flashed and he lifted his heel to follow after.

Si Chenyu, Li Huai, Tai Bai, Zhang Junshi, and Fan Luo looked at each other, and then followed as well. Unrelated people such as Shen Muran and Tiannu were blocked outside the door.

The several people talked for more than an hour. When they came out, their expressions were all different, and they each went back to their respective houses in silence.

When the next day arrived and Li Yi finally returned with the half-dead Nie Bufan, Wei Di and the others just came over for a visit, and actually didn’t break out into fights for the right to sleep with him at all.

Li Yi was very surprised, he thought he would meet some difficulties from the others after returning, but their reaction was so calm.

“What did you tell them?” Li Yi asked Wang Shichan.

Wang Shichan sat beside Nie Bufan’s bed, and replied mildly, “Why don’t you ask Junshi? The same thing, I won’t say it a second time.”

Li Yi looked at him, turned around and walked out.

“What did he say?” Zhang Junshi smiled gently, “I don’t dare to repeat what he said last night. But what is certain is that the Leader Wei, Prince Si, and the Teacher of the State will soon leave Chicken Nest Village.”

Li Yi was surprised: “Are they going to give up Bufan?”

“Whether to give up or not is not easy to say for the time being. However, they will not force Bufan to retrieve his memory of them for now.”

Li Yi was shocked, wondering to himself what Wang Shichan had said to them? Seeing him letting go of Bufan so easily last night, he had thought he was really so generous and was able to share Bufan with everyone calmly.

“So, what about you?” Li Yi looked at Zhang Junshi and asked, “Are you going?”

“Me?” Zhang Junshi whispered, “How can I go? Do you know that I have already told my father about Bufan’s existence.”

“What? You said already? How did your father react?”

Zhang Junshi smiled and said, “How do you think he reacted? Naturally, he gave me a painful beating.”

Li Yi fell silent. He did not expect that Zhang Junshi, who seemed to have such a gentle temperament, would have the courage to speak frankly to his family.

What about him? Did you have the courage?

He must take this step if he wanted to be with Bufan for a lifetime.

A touch of firmness flashed in Li Yi’s eyes, and he calmly said: “When Prince Si and the others go, I will go with them.”

After experiencing several separations, he was extremely sure of his feelings for Bufan. That being the case, what reason was there to hesitate?

Zhang Junshi smiled, patted him on the shoulder and said: “Then, Bufan will be with me tonight, you have no complaints, yes?”

Li Yi nodded, turned and left.

It was night and Nie Bufan was packed up and sent to Zhang Junshi’s bed. After a lingering round of lovemaking, he retrieved his memory of Zhang Junshi as well.

“Zhang Third, after not having seen you for so many days, I find that you have become more amiable.”

“Li Fourth, we’re eating dumplings today, you better quickly knead the dough.”

“Wang Fifth, Wang Fifth, Wang Fifth? Did you go off to hide and recite sutras again?”

Nie Bufan was like a happy penguin, playing around everywhere, completely different from his former self that lay sickly in bed.

But Wang Shichan and the others were not sure whether he really had no other problems except for his memory.

The divine doctor took the pulse for him every day, often with a sneaky expression on his face, completely engrossed with his research and ignored the inquiries of the group of people. When he was annoyed by the questions, he replied impatiently: “He won’t die.”

A few days later, Nie Bufan no longer fell asleep for no reason, no more sleepwalking, and life was as usual.

Si Chenyu and the others also received the imperial decree that ordered them to return to the capital. So they packed up and left Chicken Nest Village with the treasures.

Before leaving, Nie Bufan made a large table of dishes with hearty portions to see them off.

Looking at his smile, Si Chenyu and the others all felt a little bitter in their hearts because of his forgetting them.

Bufan, my leave does not mean that I want to abandon you! When I come back, I will never allow you to forget me! Wei Di’s eyes were deep and his expression was sharp and stern.

Si Chenyu looked back at the small mountain village at the foot of the mountain, his expression calm, his lips pressed tightly.

“Since you can’t bear it, don’t let it go easily.” Shen Muran said.

“This lord has my own measure.” He turned around and walked forward.

Li Huai asked Li Yi: “Brother, you are leaving too?”

Li Yi nodded: “I must go back and explain.”

“Have you really decided?”

“Yes.”

Li Huai fell silent and looked into the distance with some melancholy. After a while, he said: “I understand, brother, I support you.”

“Thank you.”

Li Huai let out a sigh and then raised his chin and said: “In this case, the next patriarch of the Li family will be me.”

Li Yi looked at him and did not miss the reluctance and pretense at arrogance in his eyes.

Little brother, thank you. Your choice fulfilled my choice.

Among the few people, the one who left with the most worry free manner was Fan Luo. He was going back to solve his affairs. Although he was going to face the two mountains of the emperor and his family, he had long been thinking about it, and he had made all the necessary preparations for a successive retreat.

He was calm and patient, and the short separation was only for a lifetime of companionship.

Since he had already made the decision, he would not look back.

“Aren’t you leaving?” Zhang Junshi looked at the Tai uncle and nephew pair.

“I won’t go.” Tai Bai leaned on the chair and shrugged. “I like life here very much. Uncle, you can go now.”

Tai Yan hugged his chest and said, “I can go anytime, but I must take you with me.”

“Why?”

“If you don’t go back, your father will come catch you himself.”

“Let him come, then.” Tai Bai jumped off the chair, hugged Nie Bufan and said, “It will be the perfect opportunity to introduce him to my wife.”

Nie Bufan slapped his face away with a palm, and said in a bad tone: “Go die, if you want a wife, then go to the chicken coop to pick one.”

“Bufan, you are so heartless.” Tai Bai said while pretending to be sad. Several times he wanted to learn from Wang Shichan and the others and spend a spring night with a certain someone, in order to invoke the memory between them, but a certain someone was guarded too strictly, and he had no chance to make a move.

But it was to no avail, Tai Bai was forcibly dragged away by Tai Yan. In the end, only Wang Shichan and Zhang Junshi were left in Chicken Nest Village.

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However, leaving did not mean goodbye. It was basically impossible for the pitiful man who had been poisoned by Nie Bufan to return to the right path.

Soon, Chicken Nest Village would usher in new life…..

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